Gathering of the Figments

a_weirdo · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:39 am Post subject: The weirdist theory ever!

The world is a persons lung. So is another planet in the solar system. The person is a smoker (as in cigarette smoker). They smoked a ton and are getting lung cancer. The lung cancer is affecting the world as... global warming!
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Q: You're on an airplane and you drop your wedding ring out the window. How many pancakes can you stack on top of the Empire State building?

A: None. Ice cream has no bones.

ArcT · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:07 am Post subject:

That works pretty well!
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Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:53 am Post subject:

That's not a theory. That's a metaphor. But I like metaphors. Very Happy

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Shaye · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject:

Don't some people believe cows are ruining the atmosphere?

Those people are funny.
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ArcT · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject:

Cows produce one thousand litres of methane per day. Each. As such, if we didn't have power stations and cars, they would be THE contributor to greenhouse effects.
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And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Shaye · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:57 am Post subject:

But cows are cute. Cute animals don't destroy the world.

That...that just doesn't happen. Shocked

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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:20 am Post subject:

We should harness their methane and use it to power cars. That way gasoline and such would be eliminated. Very Happy

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a_weirdo · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:51 am Post subject:

It would be funny if what Hawkins said worked out.
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Q: You're on an airplane and you drop your wedding ring out the window. How many pancakes can you stack on top of the Empire State building?

A: None. Ice cream has no bones.

Figment · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:09 am Post subject:

Cows, Rice fields and Garbage dumps are the three highest producers or methane gas. (Where would we be without Libra wrappers? Razz

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a_weirdo · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:10 am Post subject:

Rice fields? Seriously?
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Q: You're on an airplane and you drop your wedding ring out the window. How many pancakes can you stack on top of the Empire State building?

A: None. Ice cream has no bones.

butterflii · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:19 am Post subject: grhwgwvrk

What about cars? I thought they were the highest?
Yeah Hawkins has a good idea with the cow methane being put into cars to make them run Very Happy

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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:25 am Post subject:

I know. I'm a genius.

OMG! We should drag Uranus *fits of laughter* (I know. I have sophmoric humor.) over here, take it apart, and since it's like %99.9 methane, and it's bigger than earth, we would never have to worry about running out of gas! (well, we would in like, 5029, but we ain't gonna be here for that. xD)
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butterflii · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:46 am Post subject:

Yes thats a genius plan! Genius I tell you!

Now just how to het Uranus here *fits of laughter* (me too, my friend, me too)
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

a_weirdo · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:48 am Post subject:

This is hysterical in the strangest way..
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Q: You're on an airplane and you drop your wedding ring out the window. How many pancakes can you stack on top of the Empire State building?

A: None. Ice cream has no bones.

Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:12 am Post subject:

I know. Who said we need rice fields? Who's the maniac in charge of the rice posts? Someone here is addicted to rice. I like rice, but only when it's drenched in CHEESE. *pokes avatar*
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