Gathering of the Figments

pommie42 · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes

There are score of them out there... I don't know many but if you could knowledge me and eveyone else here then go right ahead Very Happy

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ArcT · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:18 am Post subject:

There used to be a street in New York Called Chuck Avenue. However, due to millions of pedestrians dying under mysterious circumstances, it was renamed to 5th Avenue instead. See, nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:47 am Post subject:

Haha! Chuck Norris...
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Hawkins · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject:

Who's Chuck Norris? Is he a TV person? Oh, but I heard one in high school...

Jesus said "let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said, "say please."

So who is this guy who's supposedly superior to Jesus Himself?
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pommie42 · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject:

All I know is that he is a film star/martial artist famous for his Roundhouse kick (to the face!).
I belive the martial atrs in his films were also very exaggerated...

In fact, let Wikipedia tell the story: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Laughing

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Lady Nakara · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:31 am Post subject:

I don't know if anyone else will think this is funny, but whatever. So at my high school, the latin and german classes are right next to each other and they're always fighting and putting up signs in the other class's windows. the latin kids put one up that said:

"Chuck Norris is half German not because of lineage, but because he eats Germans for breakfast!"

It's weird, I know. but there's always something about Chuck Norris... Confused

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Hawkins · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:02 am Post subject:

I'd like to see him eat Arnold.
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Lady Nakara · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:37 am Post subject:

Who's Arnold???? Confused

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I hitt Mr. Larz
(syned)
a brik

"You cut his arm off!"
"Um...dis vos de right von, yah?"
"It's melting!"
"Yop. Dot vas it."

"Another panic attack, eh? Great! Another chance to try my calming pie!" "HORSE--" *SPLAFF* ".........." "Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie!"

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject:

Arnold Schwarzeneggar! DUR.

DUR=an overly exagerrated form of 'duh'.
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