Gathering of the Figments

Dragontamer · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject: Exsistence and life...

Here is my theory on exsistence and life...

First, the earth was composed of a million tiny little asteriods containing soil, water, plants, and genetic codes for human and animal life. Then, all those asteroids were pulled in by a mysterious gravitational vortex that pieced them together like a puzzle, thus creating the earth. The asteroids containing human and animal genetic codes were broken open on impact, and the earth and water, hydrated and filled them with nutrients to grow them into little fuzzy animals. Like little black cotton balls. The fuzzy oragnisms then grew into small hairy ape-like lifeforms, which evolved into monkeys, which evolved into us. But that's just the human part. You know how I said that the human genetic codes grew into black fuzzy balls? Well, the animal ones were red fuzzy balls. The animal ones got spread throughout the earth, which was just grass and soil at the time, and they eventually evolved into animals. The human/monkey creatures built mud huts out of the very little water sources and the dirt. To survive, they fed off of dirt and grass, until an early animal walked in. Thus, the starting of eating meat. Vegetables and fruits didn't come along till later when an asteroid was found and broken open by a caveman. The asteroid exploded and the seeds spread throughout the land. After much evolution, humans finally reached the status they are at today. That is my theory on how all life and exsistence started. Ta-da!
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Shaye · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

That's intense. Shocked

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