Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject:

Well, I got an infection in my bladder last summer, and it got to the point where I couldn't even stand up straight. Mae eventually had to drag me to the hospital. I take after my papa--NOBODY TOUCH ME, I'LL BE FINE!

But I really feel bad for you guys. I'm not so good at sympathysing(sp?), just like I'm not good at small talk. Although, I can't do small talk because I don't know how to stop monolouging. If I ever decide to get married, it'll have to be to a vegetable. A gay vegetable; that way he can do all the womanly chores that I don't know how to do, like cooking. Wait...if he's a vegetable, not only will I have to take care of him, but I'll have to do the womanly chores as well...then I--SEE?! MONOLOUGING! Did I spell that right?...
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The Bee · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject:

I would like to know who thought it would be a good idea for you to be a mod. /I/ make a better mod than you, Hawkins. So unless you're asking us to sympathize with you about the fact that you're doomed... keep it to yourself Razz

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Hawkins · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject:

I'm not; I just REALLY can't express how feel without saying "oh, that sounds stupid...*backspace* *monolouge*"
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Shaye · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject:

Hey.

Hawky is a good mod.

--Mod Glares at Michelle---

*Michelle twitches and screams*

MWAHAHA!

Yeah, don't mess with us.

We can kill you with our brains.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

DarkWaltz · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:08 pm Post subject:

Hawkins · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

If your stomach still hurts trin, I find drinking lukewarm milk makes it feel better. Not like ice cold, because that really makes it hurt. And soft squishy foods, like cheese, make sharp stomach pains feel better. For nasuea, you eat crackers. Not big thick ones, like ritz, 'cause those just make your throat dry, and then you feel worse. I'm talking about cheez-its and stuff like that. But don't eat thick squishy foods, like cheese, that'll make it worse. Now I want cheese and crackers. D:

Check it out; I'm a doctor. Very Happy

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trinity · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject:

I'm feeling better but thanks for the advice, Hawky!

They gave me Prilosec that I have to take every day 30 minutes before I eat and just stick to a bland diet. The prilosec coats my stomach and helps the sores heal.

But if I do eat something I shouldn't, like say.....the pizza and my birthday cake I had over the weekend, they gave me Zantec which helps ease the pain. Pizza+buttermilk cake=BAD!

Sooooo, I'm doing splendidly. Cept for feeling sick last night and this morning cause I was worried about Ookie.
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The Bee · Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:39 am Post subject:

Hawkins · Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:15 am Post subject:

Well I put in there is case people were wondering what cold milk made your tummy feel like. XD
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