Gathering of the Figments

DarkWaltz · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject: Doctor Who

I could literally write pages of quotes from Doctor Who that make me laugh, and I've seen very little. So, what are some of your favorites?

Mickey [to Jack]: What are you captain of, the innueno squad?

Rose [to the Doctor, while "dancing"]: You'll find your feet at the end of your legs. You may care to move them.

The Doctor: Anyone in there?
Rose: Let me out!
The Doctor: Oh. Well, it would be you.

The Doctor: I'm such a big fan.
Charles Dickens: [stutters] A what? A big what?
The Doctor: Fan. Number 1 fan. That's me.
Charles Dickens: How exactly are you a 'fan'? In what way do you resemble a means of keeping oneself cool?

The Doctor: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?

Henry van Statten: So, the next President. What do you think? Republican or Democrat?
Diana Goddard: Democrat, Sir.
Henry van Statten: For what reason?
Diana Goddard: [pause; she answers uncertainly] They're just so funny, Sir?

EDIT: more

Captain Jack Harkness: [via loudspeaker, about Rose turning off her cell phone] Thank you, that's much better.
Rose Tyler: [hysterically] Oh yeah, that's a real load off, that is! I'm hanging in the sky in the middle of a German air raid with a Union Jack across my chest but, hey, my mobile phone's off!

The Doctor: Ringing? What's that about? Ringing? You're not even a real phone and you're ringing?

The Doctor: It's brilliant, I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical.

Idris Hopper: The Lord Mayor says... thank you for popping by to have a chat but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork... perhaps if you could make an appointment, for, for next week...?
The Doctor: She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
Idris Hopper: ...Yes, she is.

The Doctor: Go! And don't drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?
The Doctor: It's a good source of potassium!

Rose: There was this singin’
The Doctor: That’s right. I sang a song and the Daleks ran away

The Doctor: Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

Very Happy

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marianas · The Scarlet Pimpernel Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 435

YAY!!!!

*runs off to find quotes to add*

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"Fantastic!"

DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor, by the way, what's your name?
ROSE: Rose.
DOCTOR: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life.

DOCTOR: What're you doing here?
ROSE: I live here.
DOCTOR: Well, what do you do that for?
ROSE: Because I do!

ROSE: Hold on a minute, you can't just go swanning off.
DOCTOR: Yes I can. Here I am, this is me, swanning off. See ya!

DOCTOR: Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you were a kid. The first time they tell you the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now, forget me, Rose Tyler.
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:04 am Post subject:

I just watched The Impossible Planet and The Satan Pit, which were amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

The Doctor: If they get back in contact... if you talk to Rose... just tell her... tell her... oh, she knows.

The Doctor: [the Doctor has realized that, if he releases the Beast and destroys it, both he and Rose will die] So that's the trap, the great test, the final judgement, I dunno. But if I kill you, I kill her.
{the Beast laughs evily] But that implies, in this big grand scheme of gods and devils, that she's just a victim. Well, I've seen a lot of this universe. I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi-gods and would-be gods. I've had the whole pantheon. But if I believe in one thing... just one thing... I believe in her!

EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

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