Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:52 pm Post subject:

Hawkins: *coming inside from throwing bread to birds* Ty, there's a seagull on the front lawn, have you ever seen any of those--
Tyler: SHUT UP! I'm moving the phone.
Hawkins: but the phone is on the table.
Tyler: I'm moving it with my brain.
Hawkins: *throws phone at Tyler*
Tyler: HA! I DID IT! I /made/ you move that phone. Telepathically.
Hawkins: ...I'm going to get more bread.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Bee · Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject:

Elliott: Hey! I have armpit hair!
The Bee: So do I!
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If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Shaye · Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject:

HA!

Aw Elliot's growing up.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

The Bee · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject:

Didn't GD have something here...?
Whatever. I've got something that happens to me ALL the time

Me: *just got done telling a you-had-to-be-there-funny story*
Family: *blink*
Me: And then I found ten dollars!
Family: Cool story! *no sarcasm*

Teehee Razz

In my family if we tell a story and nobody gets it, we say "and then I found $10!" to make it a good story. Cuz the only good ones are the ones where you find $10, you know. Razz

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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Shaye · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject:

10 to 20 dollars.

But if it's more than that it's just rediculous.
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

The Bee · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:38 pm Post subject:

Ha! So true! My mom tried to make up for telling a really bad story by saying "and then I found $100" and it was just BAAAD.
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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Shaye · Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject:

Me: Hey Mike - You know when god created the heavens and the earth?
Mike: Yeah.
Me: Well, you were there weren't you?

Mike's old.

I'm not.

It's funny.
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

The Bee · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:17 am Post subject:

Haha... ahhh, Mike. He's a cool guy.
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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Shaye · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:00 am Post subject:

Yes. He is.

He knows a lot of famous people, too.

Well, he did.

His girlfriend cheated on him with one of the beach boys.

Sad.

But cool.
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

The Bee · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:37 am Post subject:

Awesome!

Friend of a friend of my sisters (let's call her Shila): Are these Girl Scout cookies?
Me: Yes.
Shila: Whoa. I don't know if I'd just be givin' these away if I were you.

Haha, my sister had a stamping party, and "Shila" (I forget her name) was funny. Razz

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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Hawkins · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

Mae: *watching Hawkins produce several hundred origami models* Hawk...sweetie...what are you doing?
Hawkins: having an episode.
Mae: I see. When are you going to be finished?
Hawkins: I dunno. End of the week, maybe.

Tyler had an episode once. It was scary. D:
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*