Gathering of the Figments

Figment · Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject: The confusion that is boys...

Ok, so has anyone found this? ... If you want a guy, he won't even look at you, let alone call you, or go out with you.

If you don't want a guy, he chases you with such intensity that you grow to loathe him, and you want to turn around and yell at him "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"

Anyway... I have met a few guys since I moved to Melb, and they have been nice guys and everything, but I couldn't see myself in a relationship with them. One in particular that was really clingy, and got so attached after 4 days that it was just... well, SCARY!

Some of them wanted relationships from me, some of them wanted something else. Anyways, I said no to them. I didn't want to lead them on, and I couldn't see a relationship working with any of them anyway.

Then I meet this one guy. We kiss and stuff, I give him my number, and I don't expect I shall be hearing back from him...
He was a nice guy, and we had a fun time, and I would like to at least go out with him once to see if there is a connection there... But I don't think I will get the chance...

Why do they have to be so frustrating and confusing!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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The Bee · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:15 am Post subject:

Who knows. Sometimes I hate them for it Twisted Evil

But then I get over it. Him.
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If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Shaye · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject:

Guys go by a rulebook they think women follow too.

The rule is that if you really like a girl, you don't call her for at least 6 days. That keeps her on her toes, wanting you, y'know.

The second rule is that if a woman seems to pull away from you, she's secretly attracted to you. It's not usually true, but it is sometimes.

The rules go on, but they continue to make less and less sense. But here's the one that will really help you:

If the girl calls, she wants a serious relationship. If she calls, she's desperate.

The way around the above rule is a good excuse. "I was cleaning out my desk and I found your number. Sorry, I guess I just forgot whose it was." Or something along those lines.

That one would probably work best, because it eliminates the desparate factor and it also makes him feel a little insecure that you forgot about him, thus making him want to prove to himself that he's not boring or forgetable, and he'll probably ask you out again. Oh, but this has to be done in like 2 or 3 weeks after the first date or whatever, owing to the fact that you forgot whose number it was.

But that's only if you want him.

Okay. Time for more pain pills. Bye bye.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.