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Shaye
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I escape your loviness yet, GD?

*struggles*
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The Grey Dawn
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO!
*huggles Shaye*
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Shaye
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sinks into the loviness again*

It's like quick sand.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's nice and comfortable too.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, it's like cornstarch and water.

*thinks about swimming pools and MythBusters*

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X84xrXFU5uc
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Hawkins
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

o_O...
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Shaye
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

=)

This thread only died because GD's too lazy to click on links.

I'm a Samauri.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You two scare me. Like, a lot. NOW I REMEMBER, that was from mi: III. "Did you know that your on INTERPOL's most wanted list? And that, by the way is a spectacular list to be on! *listens* Look, I like my job. Like, a lot. But..."

NOW I REMEMBER.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... I don't get that.

Oh well.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
......

Bad joke =]
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin-
MOOO!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth, who?
*proceed to slowly poke them once*

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting completely uncalled for.
Interrupting completely un-
*slap them in the face and run off*
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BEST VIDEO EVER!

<333
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought that video was taken down for legal reasons. That's what it told me.
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The Bee
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you make and egg roll?

You push it!

(My friend Jo and I cracked up her whole pep band of 20 people with that one!)
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Shaye
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I stole the "Why'd the kid fall off his bike?" on from Pominator.

Oo. Pominator. Nice.
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