Hawkins
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Joined: 23 Mar 2007
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Location: I live in a '66 VW on Kirby Pond so...Vermont.
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 Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject: hotels haunted by bambi...or something... |
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So this one was like a movie. It starts out that we see Bambi (o_O) and he's all happy and such...then it zooms out really far, and we see he's on Vancouver Island, Canada. And then we see a map of the U.S. and the whole thing has got labels like "deforested", and "affected by global warming", etc. It was about 10x10 feet, (that's about 2 meters, I'd say) and it took up nearly the whole floor. The room had walls whose planks were haphazardly nailed together, and the only way to get in was by crawling through a vent because nobody ever rented the room. Except on occassion it had stairs. Anyway, so it's late, and it's a slow night, and the manager is vaccuuming. So then she gets a call for room service, and she checks for what room, and it's room 312. (That's the haunted one, it's the one on the top floor.) She freaks out and says, "are you sure it's not 311?" but the room service panel thing is sure, so she goes upstairs. She opens the door, but freaks out and runs down the stairs. Then we see me and my childhood friend in Boston selling things for extra money. Suddenly the dean of students at my brothers high school shows up (and he's like, Horatio's reincarnation or something) and asks for my drivers liscense and credit card number. I start yelling at him (I was like, 14 in this dream I think.) and then I say, "AND I HOPE ALL OF MACHIAS KNOWS WHAT A SCAM ARTIST YOU ARE!" (apparently Machias looks like Boston now. *shrugs*) and then people start staring at me, and I wave at them and say, "hi Machias." So Sarah gets this idea that we go work at the haunted hotel place, demand a thousand dollars to check their haunted room, just got to room 311, and then come back down and say "yep, room 312 is haunted. We quit." so we go, and the manager sends us up. The stairs get thinner and thinner, until we're crawing through vents. We get to the top, and we see a big map. Sarah's annoyed, but she looks through the cracks in the wall (the top was built like a shed, while the rest is like, 5 star hotel.) and sees the manager. Who was my old english teacher. Sarah starts thumping and banging on the walls to make it seem haunted. I notice the map and start asking her what she thinks it's about. Then I realize that none of this stuff has happened yet, (for instance, there was a big DEFORESTED label over New England and AFFECTED BY GLOBAL WARMING (UNDERWATER) label over a good portion of California, etc...) so I start asking Sarah why they would put this kind of map here. Then I woke up and then Tyler said it sounded "really really crappy."
I haven't even seen An Inconvinient Truth yet. o_O
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