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Crap on the news. Literally.

 
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Hawkins
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:01 pm    Post subject: Crap on the news. Literally. Reply with quote

My grandma sent me this about ten minutes ago...so there was a news flash thing, the kind where they tell you what's on tonight, and the guy goes:

"Tonight, on WABI5, have you ever wanted to run a Bed and Breakfast? We'll see what it takes. Explore how fudge was made, and what REALLY happens at Maine's sewage treatment centers."

I've lost my appetite.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmmm... how to make Maine's sewage treatment centers.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of Epic Movie.

"OH WOW! A chocolate river! Mm...mmm! It's so good! Hey look! Chocolate! It's so delicious!" "Um...that's actually the sewer line..." "Huh?! BLEH! PTOOEY! EW!"
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ew ew ew!

Ewewewewewew!!

SICK!

HAWKINS, THAT'S SICK!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TELL THAT TO DAVID ZUCKER!
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