Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

That's happened before too. They don't have carpet on their stairs, it's just the flat planks, there's nothing there to prevent your entire leg from slipping under and remaining trapped there for four hours wondering if you're going to have to call the fire department or amputate your leg yourself...

Yeah, it happened, and I was nearly about to gnaw off my leg when Travis came back and was like, "holy Sh*t, Hawkins, how long you been here?" and I was like, "what time is it?" and he says "three." and I'm like "...I'd say four hours. Leg fell asleep after the first hour, and I nearly fell asleep after the second." and then he said I was completely impaired; not being able to pull myself out of a set of stairs...

I KNOW I'M UNCOORDINATED, LEAVE ME BE!
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