Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject: The dangerous blueberries...uh...

Well this was the night I was spazzing out because I thought Key had rabies, but...

Tyler and I were at the end the road. (we were at our grandmothers, and we're friends with the people there.) I asked if he wanted to go pick blueberries down grandma's road. There actually is a road there, but it doesn't go very far. Just to their backyard. This one went about a mile or two. Maybe three. He was worried 'cause it was getting dark soon, and he didn't want to be caught in the dark, and I said we'd be there done and back in less than an hour. I was wrong. We only got halfway, where the ATV Riders Club was (there actually is one, and the road it's on actually goes to a blueberry field, but this one was on a little hill. And I could see the main road too. Apparently the road is magic, because the road to the field is several miles longer than the main road. O_o) and then it got pitch dark. There were little campfires set up all over the place, so we sat by one until we got used to the dark and walked home. Just as we got home, Mae was revving up the four wheeler (ooh, we have four wheelers now!) to come find us. Liiiiittle uncaring for her to come search for her children at dawn, don't you think? (We're very slow walkers, when most people I know usually run like hell when they're scared to death.) Anyway, we're back at our friends house and we ALL decide to go. Jordan and Tyler get on the mini's (we have MINI four wheelers now too! Neat!) and head down the road (without us...) they come back and say that "there are people down at the lodge...they want to come down here. We're going to wait until they're done." Eh, the roads the size of a four lane highway, we'll all fit! Well, actually it changes width. I hate this dream and it's variables...anyway, we wait until dusk and they're still not coming. So I push Jordan off his four wheeler and take off, JUST as the entire lodge flies down the road at me. Then I woke up.

I've got blueberries on the brain.
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ShadowFang · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:22 am Post subject:

OMG, that's hilarious.....and weird......I WANT A MINI!
*pouts*
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Figment · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject:

Hawky...

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What a weird dream!
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butterflii · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject:

Maybe it means you like blueberries?
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject:

I went again two days ago...

I feel like crap, and my poop turned green. Hoorah.
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ShadowFang · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:38 pm Post subject:

................................................................OKAY? Shocked

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Hawkins · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject:

Didn't you know if you eat too many blueberries your...uh...bowel movements turn blue?

I mean, mine were green, dunno what that was about...O_o
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ShadowFang · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:31 am Post subject:

........Really?!?!?!?!??? Cool!

*runs off to buy ten cases of blueberries*
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Figment · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:54 pm Post subject:

It also makes it kinda runny ShadowFang!

Perhaps you ate ones that weren't ripe?

I know that unripe blueberries look pinky purple... But unripe... Other things look green...

Or MAYBE you had a lot of vitamin C... Which would make sense, cause they have that too...

I know that turns your PEE yellow... But i guess it could work for other things...

Like that guy on Scrubs... Who was bright orange... But because tomatoes(too many) turn you red, and carrots(too many) turn you yellow... They couldn't figure it out... Till they saw red and yellow pain mix and make orange...
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:23 am Post subject:

Um...yeah, Figment. O_o

Last night, I had this dream that I was at Mae's, and this little penguin looking thing (it was about two inches high, and it looked so cute!) and it ran into Mae's room, so I chased it into a corner and picked it up. I got poked (and it actually hurt, too, it was weird) in my hand, and I was like, "well, that was weird." but I took him down into the guest room and sat on the bed. He pranced around in front of me, told me he loved me, hugged my foot, etc...then these people showed up and asked me to do a Ring Pop commercial for them, and these baseball players come up and take linty Ring Pops out of their pockets and go "here you go, I've got one, Very Happy

" and I was like, "I've got one, see?" so I read the script really fast, and they went away, and the penguin was still so happy, and I petted it, and it hugged my hand, and it was so adorable, and then...it fell over, and it's back ripped open, and it turned out that what had poked me had been machinery inside the penguin, and that it was a fake penguin. It was really depressing for some reason.
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Kidashka · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:57 am Post subject:

Maybe..... something isn't what it seems?

Or maybe you have an obssession with penguins/Ring Pop.

What is Ring Pop???
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Hawkins · Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject:

It's sorta like a lollipop on a ring. They usually get stuck to things. And I think the last time I had a ring pop was like...10 years ago. o_O I'm going to go with the "not as it seems" thing.

Funny...my uncle was telling me he had a dream like that too, only he was told by his deceased father (my grandpa) that everything he's depending on in life isn't very reliable, just like the fence he was leaning on in the dream. Then he woke up and he was leaning on the same fence. Creepy...
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