Gathering of the Figments

smaur · Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: bonjour.

...so Figment invited me, although in about a week she'll probably realize it was the biggest mistake in her life and bludgeon me to death with a book.

Hi. I'm Smaur.

Things you may (or may not) want to know about Smaur:

1. She writes. Anything and everything. Stories, poetry, fanfiction, birthday cards ... that kind of stuff. She also draws, but not as obsessively.

2. She is a totally obsessive geek, and occasionally refers to herself in third person.

3. She is lazy like a monkey. Possibly worse.

4. She hogs the cookie jar. All the time.

Figment · Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject:

Welcome!

Just for the record, i would NEVER bludgeon you with a book... a marshmallow or 30 perhaps... a waffle even, or maybe... just maybe... with a squirrel...

Are monkeys lazy? i would tend to think all that climbing and jumping and playing suggests otherwise, but meh, thats just me...

Anyways, have fun, and post like mad, as i know you will!

Thanks for joining, and i'll see you around...

Figment.
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smaur · Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject:

Yes, monkeys really are lazy. It's a well-guarded secret, but that's why monkeys aren't ruling the world. Yet.

wightblack · Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:50 pm Post subject:

Welcome! May your time on the forums be full of strawberry candy! And *chocolate mousse*!
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