Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins

Okay, Ty and I were ranting about this the other day about if he was in an action movie, there'd be a really awesome guy. That's Ty. So the awesome guy is walking along, then suddenly out of nowhere, the bad guy comes along and kidnaps the good guy. Then there's a lot of action. Then the good guy wins, and there's a big kissing scene with a hot girl he met two minutes ago.

Shocked

Anyway...If I were in an action movie, let's see...I'd be the bad guy. But I'd still be awesome. But the movie would be sort of so you like the bad guy better (well, all movies are, but you know.) And then...then the good guy would win. And I'd probably fall off a building. Onto a big conveniently placed spikey thing. And people would go "YAY!" 'cause I was the bad guy. Well, except my fanbase of awesome guys who like a change in the way things are run. And I'm really unlucky so the movie would be really short.

You should see how much I'm laughing, this sounds like a funny movie...anyway, so if you were in a movie, how would it go?
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ShadowFang · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:

OOH! I'd obviously be the bad guy...girl...chick...THING! So, I'd go kill off the main character 2 minutes after they're introduced to the film, the kidnap his girlfriend and drag his best friend into it, and he'd be having a huge emotional battle throughout the movie and everyone in the audience would go "AWWW" while I snuck out of the movie and sabotaged the popcorn machine to shoot nuclear missles at the crowd. Anyway, after the good guy/main character's brother is done being a wimp, I would evilly run into the scene, about to kill the girl person, when I would slip on a banana peel, run into a tree, get hit on the head with a coconut, twirl around a few times, then run dizzily toward the new "hero". He would stupidly draw his sword, cuz guns are cheating! Very Happy

Anyway, he'd be staring at the sword like "What the heck am I supposed to do with THIS thing?" And I'd fall over in front of him and get impaled on the sword and twitch a couple times, accept my acadamy award for best actress, and die. Then the "hero" would try to kiss the girl lady person, and she'd slap him and walk off, muttering about getting a new agent. The new good guy would then get confused, search his pockets, swear about forgetting his anxiety medication, run around in an attack, and fall off a cliff. THE END

I'd be the envy of the world if I made that movie...problem is, I don't have a banana peel. Damn.

LOL! Laughing

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Hawkins · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:52 am Post subject:

If I were the HERO of the movie, it'd be different though.

Btw, my first movie would be a comedy/action. One of those sad ones where you cry at the end is too boring for me.

Anyway, I'd be walking along, doing HERO things. Like...lifting cars just to prove how awesome I am. Oh wait, not SUPERHERO, just the regular kind like Arnold Schwarzeneggar. Oh wait, I think he can lift cars. Then I'd be like Tom Cruise. Anyway, I'd be walking along when suddenly BAM the bad guy comes out of nowhere and captures the good guy! NOOO! xD So when I wake up (because the good guy has to get knocked out at least once in the movie...it's an action movie rule. You have to obey.) um...I'm tied to a chair. Yeah. And this wouldn't be a problem because I always carry hoards of paper clips with me everywhere I go. Like I always say, "there's never an oppurtunity where a paper clip is useless." Okay, that's the first time I've said it. Whatever. So I'd use my paper clips to break free from...rope...okay, the bad guy used a lock. And I pick the lock with one of my gazillion paper clips. And then I run into the bad guy and there's this really awesome shooting scene. Although I'd have to use something like a machine gun. Or a grenade launcher. Because then I don't have to aim RIGHT AT THE BAD GUY. Just next to him would be good enough. xD So then after it rains bad guy chunks, I walk away with my machine gun looking really cool, and then...the building--wait no, we were in a parking garage--blows up. Just as I toss my gun aside, hop into a pick-up, hotwire it with my paper clips and speed off as the building collapses. Then...the movie ends with...uh...me eating a cheese sandwich. Sounds like a great movie, don't it? xD
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