Gathering of the Figments

butterflii · Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:49 am Post subject: I have an interesting theorie

In this topic I will be attempting to combine two well known theories;

The first theorie is that: Cats will always land on their feet.

I am pretty sure this is in most cases true.

The second theorie is that: Toast allways lands, butter-side down.

In my expierience, I have found this also true.

Experiment: So, theoretically, if i strap a piece of toast to the belly of a cat, butter-side up, and I throw the cat from a certain height, the cat should hover above the ground and I will have created the basis of a new invention; The Toasty HoverPuss

What are your thoughts on my theorie fellow figments? Laughing

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a_weirdo · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:39 am Post subject:

Hilarious!
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Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:

OH.
MY.
GOD.

That idea is PERFECT!

*drags Key out of the El Camino by her tail*

*tries theory*

God, that cat is FAT. She screwed up my test!
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