Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: I wanna be a mod...kinda...

Well, I wanna be a mod, but I'm the only one that's posted...here goes...

Name: Hawkins
Age: 26
Why do I want to be a mod?: I’ve never been in charge, and I’ve always liked to enforce rules. Force being the operative word here. xD
Why should I be a mod?: Because I’m a nice person? *kicks random passerby*
Have you ever been a mod (I think that was the question)?: Eergh, I don’t remember...I had my own forum once, that lasted a bit of time, I had about 20 members, but then it fell through and they won’t speak to me anymore...and there was a forum I was a part of for about two years until the owner just posted “this isn’t working out. I’m closing the site.” and that was it.
Why do you write?: I’ve always written. Ever since I was three. My town is unbearably boring, so to escape my dull world I write. I create my own fantasy land, where I control what happens for a change.
Hobbies: Telling people about my sofa, watching action movies/movies where the good guy dies (I know, I’m a horrible person), writing, dry wit
Style/genre: Mostly fantasy. But I’m starting to move into historical fiction.
Underwear color: this wasn't one of the questions to answer, was it?

Oh, you may want to know, I am sarcastic in the worst way, I'll rant on and on about a sofa, (not A sofa, THE sofa.) and will usually make some strange comment about everything. Plus, I've written childrens books almost all my life (I blame my G-rated high school teachers.) but I'm working on writings 'my own age'.

Posts combined. Please use the edit button- you kill a fluffy bunny with each double post... You wouldn't want a fluffy bunny to die, would you? Wink

ArcT
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Figment · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject:

All past mod applications have been moved to lost topics i think...

I shall keep you on file, we don't need any more just yet, but i will let you know when we do! Very Happy

Thanks for your application!
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Hawkins · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:09 am Post subject:

Oh, sweet, I'm on file. xD

And perhaps I DO want a fluffy little bunny do die! MWAHAHA!

Okay, seriously, I freak myself out...
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:30 am Post subject:

OoOoOoO

As this is in the Nominations section I think Hawkins should be a Mod! Hawkins comes on here alot, posts ALOT (more than most of the mods) and comments fairly on alot of peoples work and stuff and of course . . owns THE sofa.

I think you don't need any more criteria to be a mod, do you?

Wink

Give me a H (H) give me an A (A) give me a W (W)

I can't be bothered to spell the rest of Hawkins Wink

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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject:

I have nothing better to do but be online. *checks number of posts*

OMG. I'm number 3 on the list of who posted most.

I feel so loved, butterfli! *hugs till your eyes pop out*

And in regards to the sofa...it currently is very lumpy. I think it ate somebody.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:28 am Post subject:

Wow how can you find out how much you post?

*pats sofa*
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Figment · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:24 am Post subject:

You go to memberlist, and at the top it has a section for you to chose how it sorts the users... and you change it to "total posts" and "descending" and click sort, and viola!

You are NUMBER FOUR butterflii!
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butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:25 am Post subject:

wow! YAAAAY!
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:05 am Post subject:

*sofa bites your arm off*

BAD SOFA! BAD!
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:09 am Post subject:

Damn! It took me ages to grow that arm.

*Sofa growls apoligetically*

(to sofa) O that's ok, I know you didn't mean to.

Hawkins is the one to blame, didn't bring you up properly.

*mumbles something about responsibilty*
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

ArcT · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:43 am Post subject:

Tepo-LOCK 'till we need more mods Wink

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And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am