Gathering of the Figments

Shaye · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject: Movie Quotes

Okay...I just realized that this would be awesome. Movie quotes:

Me first. Okay, here I go...

Hitch: "Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away." (breath/breathe?Idk...)

Persuit of Happyness: "Don't ever, ever let anyone tell you you can't do something, not even me. If you want something, go get it. Period."

Memoirs of a Geisha: "I want a life that is mine!" (Sayuri to Mameha after WWII)

Secondhand Lions: "Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most."

Freedom Writers: (explaining about Nazis) "You think you're tough because you take over streets and neighborhoods? That's nothing. They took over cities, states, entire countries. You're nothing compared to them."

That's all I got right now.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject:

I've always liked the intro to mi:III. (I know. Go away.)

Ethan: I want to help you, I really do--
Davian: Like you helped me on the airplane? That way?
Ethan: ...
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:27 pm Post subject:

Hidalgo:

Aragorn (I MEAN) Frank Hopkins: Hear that boy? Keep your pride tied!

hehe.
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Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject:

Hopkins? BAH! Cheap knockoff. xD

Anywho, I watched Hercules today, the Disney one (I don't wanna hear about it.)

Zeus: How's the underworld?
Hades: Ah, you know. A little dark, a little gloomy, and you know. Full of dead people. What are you gonna do...

Fates: (cut string, a woman screams and a soul flies through an arch into a river of death)
Arch: Now over 5,000,000 served (the last zero ticks to a '1')

Phil: Next time don't let your guard down because of a pair of BIG GOO-GOO EYES!

Hades: Come on, you were supposed to convince the River Guardian to join my band of the uprising and here I am...kind of River Guardian-less.

Hades: (after Pain and Panic have thoroughly ticked him off) Memo to me, memo to me--maim you after my meeting.

(again) Hades: (after Hercules has jumped into the river of death to retrieve the spirit of his two timing annoyance of a love interest) oh, one little thing that slipped my mind--you'll be dead before you get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

Hades is probably the funniest guy in the whole freakin' movie.

Oh wait, I got another one.

Pain: Hercules, Hercules...why does that name ring a bell?
Panic: I dunno...maybe we owe him money?
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pommie42 · Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:01 am Post subject:

From Ocean's 11:

Danny: Do you think we should get an 11th?
(No reply)
Danny: You think we should get an 11th
(No reply)
Danny: We'll get an 11th
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Rusty: Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!
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Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.
Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul: Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
[pause as everyone turns to look at Danny]
Danny: Yeah.
Saul: Oh. Okay.
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butterflii · Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:56 am Post subject:

Terminal;

(Just in case you dunno, it's about a man called Victor who tries to seek isylum in america, after coming from Kracosia (?) but something happens (looong story) which means he can't go to America yet and has to live in the Airport. He doesn't speak much english at first, but gradually learns it. Still speaking in an accent, note the second quote.

Airport secrurity: Do you know anyone in New York Mr Nabrowski?
Victor Nabrowski: Yes
AS: Who?
VN: Yes.
AS: Yes, but who?
VN: Urm, yes.
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Enrique: What did she say, has she ever had a boyfriend?
Victor: Yes.
Enrique: For how long?
Victor: Two.
Enrique: Two years?
*victor nods*
Enrique: Why did they brake up.
Victor: Eat Sh*t
Enrique: *shocked* What? Eat sh*t?
Victor: Yep. And she catch him.
Enrique: Oh! I see, you mean he cheat! Cheat, not sh*t.
Victor: Yes, sh*t.
Enrique: No.
Victor: She see him sh*t. One man, two womans. Crowded. Hah! Shouldn't Sh*t. She's a nice girl enrique, she won't take your sh*t.

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(Victor is applying for a job.)

Shop Assistant: Is there a telephone number I can reach you at?
Victor: TELEPHONE! TELEPHONE! I'll go get.
*victor runs to payphone and memorises number, as he lives in the airport, banging into a glass window on the way*
Victor: 1151682
Shop Assistant: Rightio, when's the best time to contact you?
Victor: *standing near payphone* Er, now?
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Hawkins · Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:30 am Post subject:

I wanted to see that movie, it looked funny, I'm assuming he had to live in the terminal because a war broke out in his country, destroyed it, and making his passport void, so seeing as he's no longer a person, he stays in the terminal.

That's the only way I can think of that would make a foreigner live in a terminal.

From POTC3:

-"...Rock."
-"Barbossa, marry us!"
"I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!"
-"To what, Nine Pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pockets right now? Oh yes, that's very piratey."
-"They be my charts!"
"That doesn't make you captain! That makes you...chart man!"
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Shaye · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

I like

"Nobody move... I dropped me brain."
and
"Rock" *licks rock*
and
"Up is down? Well that's just adding madness to the madness."
and
"How's mum?" *takes out shrunken head* "She looks lovely."
and of course, the simple:
"Parley."
and the
"Damn to the depths whatever mutton thought of Parley!" Jack sparrow: "That would be the French."

HAHAHA

I love those movies! If I ever meet somebody like Jack Sparrow, I'm marrying them AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

*coughs*

Yeah, good movies...
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Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject:

----Frodo: ... I wish none of this had happened

Gandalf: So do many who see such times but that is not for them to decide. What we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Bilbo - Its a hard thing, stepping out your front door....(cant remember this little bit) and if you dont keep your feet, theres no knowing where you might be swept off to.

- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

Incidently has anyone watched "The Jacket" Hawkins its set in Vermont. Just so you know.
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Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

Kidashka · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:26 am Post subject:

You missed some POTC quotes from Jack Sparrow. (Who, incidentally, is MINE!!!)

Barbossa- We'll never see a meeting of all these pirates ever again.. (something along those lines)
Jack- And I owe them all money.
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Jack- How's Mum?
*Dad holds up shrunken head*
Jack- She looks great!
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Jack- I want my jar of dirt!!!
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Shaye · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject:

BaH I posted those somewhere else...

*goes to find them*
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butterflii · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:57 pm Post subject:

*laughs*

*pictures shrunken head*

*faints*
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Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject:

The head was really cool looking. Very Happy

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DarkWaltz · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject:

Omg there are so many funny quotes from the Pirates movies!!! I love them! In the second one:

Jack: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!

From the third:

Barbossa: Just Kiss!! (The whole marrying thing was amusing....) like:

Will: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth: Barbossa!

(Me: WTF? *five seconds later* Oh! I get it now!)

Jack: Three of you tried to kill me, one of you suceeded.

Those movies are just plain hilarious. I love the "I dropped my brain" line. And the rock thing. Smile

~J
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject:

Sorry for the double post but it is completely unrelated to my above post:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
~The Princess Bride

Smile

~J
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