Gathering of the Figments

Kidashka · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:39 am Post subject: Amusing Quotes said by you etc.

BECAUSE POMMIE IS A MEANIE. He can't get us here... Mwahaha.

Mum: Did you have the tablet in the end?
Me: Uhh... No....
Mum: Why?!
Me: I.. uhh... couldn't... Embarassed

*sees unimpressed look* I tried!! I had a whole packet of smarties trying!!!
Mum: Pfft. It's not hard. *gets glass of water and tablet*
Me: Uhh... Shocked

Mum:

*pours water and tablet down throat* Now. Swallow tablet.
Me: *runs around kitchen choking*
[A FEW MOMENTS LATER DURING WHICH DASHKA CHOKES WHILST HER KIND, CARING MOTHER LAUGHS]
Me: It's gone!!! I SWALLOWED A TABLET!!!! YES!!!! I DID IT!!!!! *runs around kitchen*
Mum: *shakes head*
[LATER]
Mum: When we get home I want you to have another tablet.
Jaz: *cutezy eyes* Because i'm so ill and you care.
Mum: *rolls eyes* No. Because it was so funny!!! Laughing

Me: ...
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Beware the evil donkey
Falling slowly from the sky
You can choose the way you live, my friend
But not the way you die.

*splat*

Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject:

xD

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE NERD CAVE?!"

"I told her we'd feed her bread and water and make her cook and clean. I don't see the problem with that."

"I have more than a sickness. I have a sister."

I can still get double posts though... posts merged

"They're the good forks. DON'T TOUCH THEM OR I'LL STAB YOU."

I mentioned to fbi_woman about my 'good forks', the ones that are actually made of steel. And Tyler was sleeping on the bean bag chair, so I threw a pencil at him and said that. It just bounced off his tummy. :/

"I'm beginning to think that we ought to start living." "How long have we been zombies?..."

Jordan was commenting on how none of us are very successful in life, and Tyler took it to mean that we were zombies. I think he was actually serious, too. o_O

"I wonder, what's the difference between a beer and a lager...?" "Well; bears live in the woods, and loggers destroy the woods." "I'm sure we can find a nursing home that accepts 26 year olds..."

Mae was being Mae; you know...thinking and stuff. PAH. And then I misheard her and thought she said 'bear and logger'.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Bee · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:06 pm Post subject:

Pat Sajak (Wheel of Fortune host): And, uh, what do you do?
Uninteresting Woman who-just-happened-to-be-participating: Oh, you know. Hanging out with friends and family. Shopping, etc.

My Dad: Yeah, well, I like to go speeding down the street at a hundred miles per hour and shoot at pedestrians! Wink

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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject:

So we were playing some game, can't remember the name.

Person with word: "A country with a wall surrounding it."
Dragonfire: "TEXAS!"
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Remember, a velociraptor can run at 10 m/s (indoors) and it knows no fear.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:37 am Post subject:

"I'm sorry, I forgot that YOU had a life. By the way, when's your girlfriend calling?" "I don't have a girlfriend. Idiot..."

Jordan is nearly the stupidest person ever.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Shaye · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:48 pm Post subject:

I'm sure he is the 'stupidest' person ever.

Of course, next to the person who used 'stupidest' as an insult.

IT'S NOT A WORD!

*cinderblock*

Also: Kelsey says, "Ahh. When I think of boys my stomach hurts."

Shaye: *hysterical laughter*

Another time: Champps

(discussion of Disney Movie Syndrome - mother/parent always being dead)
Kelsey: Snow white
Haylee: The lion king
Shaye: Cinderella
Kelsey: THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Marcus: Actually, the males eat the female mermaids once the babies are concieved.
[awkward silence]
[Haylee, Kelsey and Shaye cracking up]
Marcus: No! It's true!
Kelsey (still laughing): Well, thank god you're not a mermaid.
[more cracking up]
--10 minutes later--

Shaye: Marcus, I think that was the weirdest thing you've ever said.
Kelsey (drinking pop) snorts
[more hysterical laughter]

---15 minutes later---
Kelsey: Shaye, I'm going to tell you something about life. Sometimes the grass isn't greener on the other side. Sometimes it's just brown on both sides.
[pause]
Shaye: *laughter*
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:15 am Post subject:

Of course, next to the person who used 'stupidest' as an insult.

IT'S A NEW ENGLAND THING LEAVE ME ALONE.

"YOU DON'T EVEN BEGIN TO KNOW HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW; I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT I'M SO--" "Poophead." "--Did you just say poophead?" "Are you thinking clearly yet?"

I drove Travis' truck into a snowbank today.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Bee · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:08 am Post subject:

*background information: I was at a Christmas party, and we were playing the Pirates o.t. Carribean version of LIFE.

Me: AHAHAHAHAHA! I get to be Elizabeth! Neener-neener-neener!
Hannah L: I'm Captain Jack! So there!
Jo: Ooo!! I love this song!
*Lauren and Jo get up to dance to a non-existant song*
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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Shaye · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:50 am Post subject:

...

DUDE WHAT?!
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:22 am Post subject:

"I made a pie. xP" "I notice this building is still standing." "Yeah; it was a rock pie."

I generally set things on fire when I cook.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Bee · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:29 am Post subject:

Dad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NAZIS!!
Me: Dad, it's okay. Not everybody who is German is a Nazi.
Dad: PSH! I know that!
Me: Then why are you so afraid?
Dad: Well, he's bald.
*slap forehead*
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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject:

"It only just occurred to me that it was a knife when it went through his head. *nod*"

I was frosting gingerbread men. YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WERE THINKING. YEP, HAWKY'S FINALLY GONE AND KILLED SOMEONE. I KNEW IT.

WELL IT'S NOT TRUE!
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Bee · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject:

Shaye: Dude my computer's terrible

pommie42: Ye be back

The Bee: HAHA

The Bee: MAC

pommie42: my internet isn't good enough for my laptop :b

Shaye: NO. It's the internet connection!

The Bee: oh

Shaye: My sister's computer is terrible, too - you racist!

pommie42: ack... still haven't gotten used to this keyboard yet

The Bee: I am NOT!

The Bee: Your sister's comp is terrible because it doesn't like her!

Shaye: LIES

The Bee: NOOOOOOOO

pommie42: LIES AND DECEIT!!!

Shaye: YES!

Shaye: WHAT POM POM SAID!

The Bee: I'M MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

pommie42: *wants to add something random to the conversation*

The Bee: who said that?

Shaye: <.<

Shaye: I don't know.

Shaye: *cinderblock*

The Bee: ow!

Shaye: WHO THREW THAT?

pommie42: *spork*

The Bee: *anvil*

The Bee: >.>
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~Michelle The Bee

If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K)

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

"*dead serious* NO IT'S NOT! That's not how the song goes! I'll even have Mae look up the lie-ricks!" "..."

Jordan is quite retarted. *nod nod*
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Shaye · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:13 pm Post subject:

Kelsey: "Do you how the christmas day after...wow."
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.