Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins

I have neato dreams all the time. This one was weird; but in the meantime...

So Mae and Tyler were making a movie. And they said I couldn't be part of it. I really wanted to; because they were going to an Amish village to shoot it. So Mae says if I want to be part of it; I have to know math. So she gives me this massive book; which I think might be the SATs, and that it's a cashier role. (*screw ball*) So I practice scanning stuff. (An item scanner in an Amish village; yes, I see that happening...) so she says "okay; you've done good." and leaves. Tyler's packing up the set and stuff in her SUV, and then I look down the road and see Mae and my friend walking down the road, drinking coffee. (Mae doesn't like coffee...o_O) and then she sees Tyler driving away. So she runs after him. Then we're at the Amish village, and since I wasn't allowed in the movie after all, I decide to make my own movie. First we see Mae and Tyler's movie: a huge tower of people are just...being a tower. (o_O) Then this drunk viking starts wandering around the base, and another viking starts yelling at him because he won't knock it down because it's in their way. "You've pillaged entire cities; and yet you won't knock down a tower of people in the way!" he says. In the meantime, the people are in the way of /my/ movie about James Bond. He's got some sort of metal plate in his skull now, so he's deaf. At least; I think he is, because he starts signing. And in the broken sign language that I do know; I picked out "live" "die" and "hard". So apparently we're filming Live Free or Die Hard with a deaf James Bond. (That would be so frickin' awesome...) Then he shoots the roof of the barn that we're filiming in, (and disappears after that...) because apparently to finish our movie, we need to shoot at a big 64 on the ceiling. And we missed it when Bond did it?...but the big tower of people are in the way. I says, "I'm going to do it anyway," I says, and I take a handgun and try to hit it, and everyone goes "NO HAWKINS YOU HAVE BAD AIM." And I says, "you're right; I might hit the tower of people." they says "actually I was more worried about myself, but yeah, the people. Be worried about the people." I hate my stage crew...and then I woke up.

I love my dreams. ^^ And when I'm put on trial for murder, I'll use them as evidence in an insanity plea. Um...see; Mae always told me that I would grow up to be a serial killer because I was such a HAPPY BUBBLY CHILD. *rofl*
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*