Gathering of the Figments

luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject:

Granted- then the old people descend on you with canes, walkers, depends, and dental sticky stuff. It becomes very "Night of the Living Dead" and you end up being older than they are because anytime they drool on you, you gain 10 years in age. The they end up taking the cure for old age from you anyway and in the end you are wishing you had shared in the first place. Ironic, huh?

I wish Enrique Iglesias was head over heels in love with me and my fat thighular area.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you hate him now. Ah, the irony.

I wish to be sarcastic more.
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luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject:

More Sarcastic

Granted- but then everyone just thinks you are a butthole and you end up being old, with no friends who won't share the aging potion they stole from you.

I wish my thighular area were thinner.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject:

Granted, it goes straight to your belly. Ugly.

I wish to endorse everything I say.

(This wish was approved by the Society for More Alliteration)
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luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject:

lol, Granted- but everyone will be so sick of your endorsments and they won't vote for you because you won't give up the anti aging potion.

I wish ALL my fat would disappear
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

Granted, you die from fatigue though. Also you're really skinny. Ugly.

Iwishtonotusespaces.
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Hawkins · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:46 pm Post subject:

Outer space shrinks to the size of a pinhead, and we're all sucked into a sort of 'uber black hole'. I dunno how it'd work, but long story short--we wouldn't live through it. *nod*

I wish to fly. Very Happy

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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you, like an eagle, get sucked into a jet engine; I meanwhile, like a weasel, don't.

I wish to fly like a weasel.
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luv2dream · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:55 pm Post subject:

Granted- but then you are hunted down and put in a cage because you are the only flying weasel in existence.

I wish winter would not end
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject:

Granted, but while I'm having fun hiking in canyons and biking down hills, you're stuck inside because of a freak blizzard.

I wish I didn't have math tomorrow.
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject:

Granted, but since you don't have math, you go on a field-trip to the museum of natural history and the taxidermy animals come to life and take revenge on all of the humans present by stuffing them. (Hmm... that was rather morbid for me...)

I wish I could finish my book.

~J
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luv2dream · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject:

Granted- but then you are so nervous about sending it off to an agent that you throw up everyday for months.

I wish I could stay up later
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject:

Granted, but no one else stays up with you.

I wish that was more creative, but did not harm me in any way.
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luv2dream · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:41 am Post subject:

Granted- While I am staying up late, I come up with a master plan to thwart your plans of enslavement.

I wish I lived in a Norman Rockwell looking town in New England.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject:

Granted, you live in a New Jipschester, a small town that resembles one of Rockwells lesser-known paintings, A Bloody Evening with a Serial Killer. Not a pleasant town.

I wish to jerk it out.
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