Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:10 pm Post subject:

Nothing changes. XD

I wish I had more cake. Very Happy

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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:16 pm Post subject:

Granted, but it's poisoned, and I get the award for having an uncorrupted wish! MUWHAHAHA!

I wish to eat your sour gummy hats.
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luv2dream · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:00 pm Post subject:

You eat the gummy sour hats but get sick because you failed to notice the mold growing on them.

I wish I were a genius at math
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:02 pm Post subject:

Granted, but now you don't do any work in it. And you fail. Believe me.

I wish some one would talk to me. (WEEEE!)
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apoc_master · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

Granted but they talk you to death... betcha' you didnt see that one coming

i wish i could think of a better wish
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

Granted, your better wish is also granted, welcome to slavery under me.

I wish for more salves. (saucy salves of succulent smells)
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luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:40 am Post subject:

Granted- but your salves produce puss filled boils- ewwwww (I grossed myself out)

I wish I had a new car
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject:

Granted, but your crappy new car can't kick up past first gear.

I wish for an amazing alliterative answer to this wish.
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luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject:

I have no response to that.

I wish I had a response for Grey Dawn
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject:

Granted, you corrupt my wish with "I superbly submit myself to slavery so supreme GD may subjugate the world." Which isn't so much a corruption for me as a corruption for you.

I wish to tell you.
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luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:10 pm Post subject:

well, as long as my slave master is in his mid 30's, drop dead fine, shoulder length light brown hair, 6'5", and desperatly in love with me then I will submit to slavery anytime.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject:

Sorry, I'm in my mid teens, not particularly good-looking, my hair length is constantly changing (although it is brown), I think I'm only 6' 0", and I can't say I'm desperately in love with anyone let alone you. Also I win!! Two wishes in a row of uncorruptedness. MUWHAHA!

I wish to keep winning.
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Hawkins · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:02 pm Post subject:

You lose, and then are hit by a freight train, and your remains are eaten by a badger.

I wish I wasn't so depressed right now.
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luv2dream · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject:

Granted- but now you are so happy that people think you have gone off the deep end and you are commited to an asylum.

I wish GD had not ruined my fantasy slave master, because I was not talking about him anyway. And I knew he is in his mid teens because I am constantly remembering how old and hideous I am. Thank a lot GD!! Now I have Hawkins depression, I need chocolate NOW
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject:

Granted, but Hawkins tells you all those horrible things I said.

I wish to create a cure for old age, and then refuse to give it to people.
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