Gathering of the Figments

ShadowFang

ok, I dunno if you've heard Little Johnny jokes before, but basically, little Johnny is a vulgar little boy, so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

The kindergarten teacher was teaching her class about manners. Talking to the boys directly, she addresses Peter.
"Peter, if you were on a date with a pretty young lady, and you had to excuse yourself to go to the restroom, what would you say?"
"Umm, I gotta pee?"
"No Peter, that would be rude and impolite. How about you Sammy? What would you say?"
"Excuse me, but I need to go use the bathroom."
"Well that's much better, but it's still impolite to use the word bathroom. Johnny, what could you say instead?"
"I'm sorry darling, but I need to go shake hands with a friend of mine whom I hope you'll meet shortly tonight."
The teacher fainted.
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Hawkins · Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:45 am Post subject:

When I read this, I just kinda said, "okay..." and left it at that.

Actually I think I cocked my eyebrow and said "this little Johnny kid knows more than I do."
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