Gathering of the Figments

Lady Nakara · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:40 am Post subject: Cookie Joke

So there's this cookie, right? Like the Chip's Ahoy kind, with arms and legs. And this cookie decides he wants to be a mailman. So he goes to the post office and says to the clerk, "I want to be a mailman." And the clerk says, "You're a cookie. You can't be a mailman." So the cookie is really sad and he goes away.

The next day, he comes back and says, "I want to be a mailman. Is there anything in the rules that says I can't be a mailman because I'm a cookie?" Now, the clerk is just a little put out by this cookie who wants to be a mailman, but he checks the rule book and says to the cookie, "OK, fine. You can be a mailman."

So the cookie is really happy, 'cause that's all he's wanted his whole life is to be a mailman. And he goes to Mailman School, and does everything he needs to do to become a mailman and he's so happy when he finally gets his first mail route

The cookie's first route as a mailman went right along the edge of a cliff by the sea. He's driving along, thinking about how great it is to be a mail man, and he's not really paying attention to where he's going and the cookie drives RIGHT OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF AND FALLS INTO THE SEA!..............

And now I don't remember the punchline.... sorry, guys.... Sad

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I hitt Mr. Larz
(syned)
a brik

"You cut his arm off!"
"Um...dis vos de right von, yah?"
"It's melting!"
"Yop. Dot vas it."

"Another panic attack, eh? Great! Another chance to try my calming pie!" "HORSE--" *SPLAFF* ".........." "Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie!"

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Hawkins · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:00 am Post subject:

That's depressing.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Lady Nakara · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:36 am Post subject:

yeah, I know. It was really funny too.... Sad

_________________
I hitt Mr. Larz
(syned)
a brik

"You cut his arm off!"
"Um...dis vos de right von, yah?"
"It's melting!"
"Yop. Dot vas it."

"Another panic attack, eh? Great! Another chance to try my calming pie!" "HORSE--" *SPLAFF* ".........." "Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie!"

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

butterflii · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject:

If you ever remember it . . . can you tell us.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Lady Nakara · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:02 am Post subject:

Sure thing!
_________________
I hitt Mr. Larz
(syned)
a brik

"You cut his arm off!"
"Um...dis vos de right von, yah?"
"It's melting!"
"Yop. Dot vas it."

"Another panic attack, eh? Great! Another chance to try my calming pie!" "HORSE--" *SPLAFF* ".........." "Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie!"

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:29 am Post subject:

Don't you just love jokes like that?
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Remember, a velociraptor can run at 10 m/s (indoors) and it knows no fear.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:31 am Post subject:

Would the punchline be "sorry, I forgot the punchline" by any chance?
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*