Gathering of the Figments

ImmortalEvanesenceQueen

THEY TOLD PEOPLE STUFF THAT WASNT TRUE NOW EVERYONE THINKS IM A LIAR
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Shaye · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:41 am Post subject:

Yeah. People do that.

Its not fair.

*Stamps brother and best friends with an 'attention lover and i'm a liar' sticker*

Feel better? =D
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:

My brother and all his friends are idiots too.

Oh wait. His friends are me and Jordan. Does that make me an idiot? *walks into a tree, doesn't realize the tree is there and continues to try to walk through it*

We don't have a dramatic life, so I can't contribute much. Does anyone hate it that I always show up to put my two cents worth in?
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Figment · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject:

Yeah, people telling lies about others, and screwing up the other person's situation is something that seems to be happening a lot lately... I have a theory that after a while, when all the.... nasty people have annoyed all the nice people, the nasty people will be shipped off to some island, where the only people that they can hurt and manipulate, are other people like them...

But rest assured ImmortalEvanesenceQueen, they will soon be out of your hair... Laughing

Just know that you will always have the figments, we will always love you and be here for you! Very Happy

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Hawkins · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:16 am Post subject:

OR introduce violence. Words mean nothing when you give someone a broken nose.

I have never done this. And I have NEVER threatened a girl with a knife. EVER.

Okay, she was telling everyone I was gay and all this nasty stuff so people actually TP'd my car. With USED TOILET PAPER. So I flashed a knife at her one day and the gay comments stopped. It's a magic knife. Very Happy

I'm aware I have severe mental problems, yes. But I think if it was your only choice to a crap-free car, you'd do it too. Right?! PLEASE?!
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Figment · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:20 am Post subject:

Hmmm, as we do not condone violence on this forum, i shall have to say no... i do not do that...

(But then again i don't have a car)

It sucks that the people who do the whole "rumour spreading" thing are the ones that people believe... but just rest assured that they will get what is coming to them... And one day, they will know how it feels to be betrayed, and when they try and get sympathy, they won't find it... 'cause they have hurt everyone who cared about them...
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butterflii · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:37 am Post subject:

Not being big headed but if anyone ever spreads a rumor about me then I am normally able to prove it right because of 'street cred' and the such Wink

Like when I was in year 7 (at the mere age of 12!) people went round saying that I'd lost my virginity to a 50 year old bloke behind some bins, and then it got to the teachers and they were like;

"Erm, Lauren can we have a word?" And I just laughed and was like "Believe what you want, i didn't do it." And all these bitchy girls were like "Omg like, is it true like, like." I just said "no" and was beleived, the rumor only lasted for a few days.

My advice;

1) If anyone asks you, calmly respond and don't throw a paddy.

Eg. "Ha! Do that? Of course not." Then walk away calmly.
DO NOT' "OMG WHAT?? ME?? NOOOO!!!" Then run. Because that looks obvious.

2) If your brother is saying stuff like "She fancies Ermentrude the nerd." Then just be like "Even if I did fancy Ermuntrude, do you think I would tell my dork-of-a-brother."

3) Try and get to people before your brother does, so go up to your mates and explain, my brothers spreading rumors again! So that if they hear it they know that he's the liar Wink

4) Revenge, ok everybody always says revenge will make you bitter blah blah blah. So if you believe that then this one is optionary but I think revenge teaches people lessons, like punishments. Just be like, "My brother and his mate said I was gay?? How ironic 'cause I saw them kissing eachother yesterday. GOD, did I say that out loud?"

Get me? Wink

Yeh Figgy I think I should set up an agony aunt page Very Happy

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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Figment · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:06 am Post subject:

Agony Aunt? Is that like "Dear Abby" or whatever? People ask you and you give em advice? If so, yeah, lol, i was reading your post and going "Woah! butterflii is insightful!" Razz

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butterflii · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:39 am Post subject:

Hah hah, yes it is like that. Adive giving and stuff, you know you get them in typical girly magazines and such.

Insightful, I'm going to tell that to my mummy.

"mum, I'm insightful, because figgy called me it."

YAY! If I put a agony aunt forum thing up, where would it go.

Rambling?
F-Healing??
Post it to my personal message thing???
Where in the name of my cats panty-hoes am I going to do it?????
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:29 pm Post subject:

I could write a help site.

Dear Helpful Hawkins, (yeah, I picked out a great name. xD)
just recently, I saw a guy get run over by a car. Then the car stopped, backed up, and hit the guy again. And he kept running over the guy. Should I tell the cops?
--freaked out in Florida

Dear Freaky Guy,
Go ahead. Call the cops. Maybe they'll bring that guy from CSI Miami that Shaye and I were talking about the other day that makes me laugh so much. Maybe since he's an actor he'll only bring donuts. He has such pretty eyes. Oh wait, you don't know Shaye, you're an idiot in Florida. Shaye doesn't live in Florida. I don't even think she lives in the states. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah. The guy who got hit by a car. That was probably me. I thought it was a speedbump. It was fun.

See? I'm awesome.
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Shaye · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject:

LMFAO

For your consideration, I do live in the states. I hate the president, but I love the US. I live in a wonderful house in an okay town in an absolutely positively amazing state. Minnesota.

Point = Proven.

Horatio has pretty eyes? Never noticed.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:37 am Post subject:

Oh. I though you lived in Canada. Anyway, I said that to Mae when she was watching it once to see what she'd do. I was just sitting next to her, and I say "Horatio has such pretty eyes." and she turns to look at me, then she looks back at the TV, and she's like, "I guess..." xD
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Figment · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:54 am Post subject:

butterflii>>> I think it would belong in F-Healing...

Hawkins>>> I think THAT (Helpful Hawkins) would belong in... uhm... i'll get back to you on that one...

Oh, and its really cool to know that what i say is true, cause its something that i said... butterflii... makes me feel all warm and gooey... (no, not gooey... gooey sounds ick... fuzzy! thats what i meant) inside...

I feel honoured that you take my word as truth Very Happy

Hey, that sounds like what you were saying about when people tried spreading rumours...

Does that mean i have *whispers* respect?
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Hawkins · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:38 am Post subject:

If Figgy has respect, then maybe I have respect!

OMG THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVAH!
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Shaye · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject:

Respect is good.
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.