Gathering of the Figments

ShadowFang

Ok, we were all delerious coming back from a band trip last night, so we made up this joke that makes NO sense whatsoever!

Q: You're on an airplane and you drop your wedding ring out the window. How many pancakes can you stack on top of the Empire State building?

A: None. Ice cream has no bones.

We told that to everyone and they were all "Huh?" And we were cracking up in hysterics. It was hilarious.
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Hawkins · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

This reminds me of the time when I told Tyler that before we had windsheilds, children being projected out of vehicles was a common sight. It didn't make any sense at all.

I mean, the drivers would have been chucked out first, they're in front.
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Figment · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject:

Oh yes... and also those things called.... Uhm... seatbelts...? Razz

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Hawkins · Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject:

Seatbelts?--

Pah, whatever.

Once in...I think 'round fifth or sixth grade, our math teacher was just finishing teaching and trying to keep us an extra few minutes, and our language teacher was coming in, (we stayed in the same classroom ALL DAY.) and I scream to her, "HE'S MENTAL!" and everyone's like, O_O, and I say, "I don't think I quite made my point across."

Someone threw a pencil at me. xD
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ShadowFang · Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject:

LOL! That reminds me of the time when I was in Science class and we were making Powerpoints, and...wait a minute...that's what we're doing NOW! *smacks head in annoyance*
*forgets leech is on hand*
*rubs forehead*
"EWWWWW!"

Anyway, we're making Powerpoints in Science class, and Jesse Ward made one with a ninja and it says "Stop Global Warming or this ninja will get you."

It's funny...ok now who wants a waffle?

*holds out waffles*
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Hawkins · Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:04 am Post subject:

I LOVE WAFFLES.

Mae doesn't make them, except when I come.

Sometimes she makes abelskievers.

Mmm...
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Figment · Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:05 am Post subject:

abelskievers???? Shocked

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Hawkins · Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:52 am Post subject:

They're Norwegian.

They're little pankcake balls that you eat with syrup, and sugar, and sometimes jelly or something.

*pokes the story about the swamp I wrote on Novels in Progress*

They eat them in that story, too. And nissu(sp?). That's Finnish, though.
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Kidashka · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:30 am Post subject:

Yay Finland!!!! And Norway!!!!

And generally countries with yummy sweet foods!!!!

BTW I love your signature Shadowfang. YAY AXEL TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though he isn't a sweet food.

Or is he?

*spends rest of day worrying about this*
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Falling slowly from the sky
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Shaye · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject:

I don't get it.
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Kidashka · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:10 am Post subject:

Me neither. I just wanted to talk about food.

YAY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sorry, someone forgot to lock the sugarbowl again)
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Beware the evil donkey
Falling slowly from the sky
You can choose the way you live, my friend
But not the way you die.

*splat*

Shaye · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject:

Locking a sugar bowl?

That can't be good.

*reminds people that too much of a good thing can be bad*
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

a_weirdo · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:00 pm Post subject:

Hilarious.

(see sig.)
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Q: You're on an airplane and you drop your wedding ring out the window. How many pancakes can you stack on top of the Empire State building?

A: None. Ice cream has no bones.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject:

Not you too. *groan*
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Shaye · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

I'm sorry.

I just missed the funny part, I guess.

I REALLY DON'T GET IT!
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.