| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Aurora Asha Ila Typewriter

Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 532 Location: im in dream space somewhere, pulling out my hair, and eating all your coconut rice
|
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject: |
|
|
10 things about opp shops
1. the fantasticness of the price at opp shopps makes them un-passable
2. they have a magnetic cumpulsion to the destitute, which is why artists like them
3. they can be rather reluctant to let you leave things behind the counter
4. they can have some awesome fabrics and designs
5. they can have awesome clothing that just needs one or two modifications
6. they are creative breeding grounds
7. I bought two coats at the opp shop today
8. one of them is rather large. and rather billowy and rather awesome... it doesnt exceed or undermine my expectations....
9. Opp shops can either live up to your standards or plesantly surprise you, but they will never make you sneer
10. YOU SHOULD NEVER FEEL TOO HIGH AND MIGHTY PROUD TO WAlK CALMLY INTO AN OPP SHOP. _________________ I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty, city,
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.
Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
The Grey Dawn Bestseller

Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 3967 Location: Fictional Town, Fictional Street
|
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Uh. I would never enter such a shop, you plebeian. I've never heard of these opps shops.
Ten Things About the Number 10
1) It is an even natural number.
2) There are ten words in this sentence, and a period.
3) It can also be written A, X, or 1010.
4) Ten is the base of the common log.
5) The system we count in is known as decimal or base-ten.
6) In unary it is sometimes written as llllllllll.
7) There are Ten Commandments, Ten Plagues, Ten Days of Repentance, Ten Martyrs, and it is said there are Ten Lost Tribes of Israel.
There have been ten incarnations of the Doctor.
9) There are ten provinces in Canada.
10) There are ten things in this list. _________________ Remember, a velociraptor can run at 10 m/s (indoors) and it knows no fear. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Hawkins Superior Figment

Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Posts: 3887 Location: I live in a '66 VW on Kirby Pond so...Vermont.
|
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
10 THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE
1. They walk upright. Some of them; anyways.
2. They like to pretend they know stuff.
3. I don't get along with them.
4. I don't think I'm one of them.
5. They like to destroy stuff.
6. NOBODY CAN BE HAPPY UNDER THEIR RULE.
7. They aren't square (unless they've got problems.)
8. They've got problems.
9. The socially inept of the universe will someday rule.
10. The popular ditzy kind annoy me to the point where I want to carry a lead pipe with me wherever I go.
I wouldn't hit someone with a lead pipe; no, never...*growling* _________________
Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad* |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
The Grey Dawn Bestseller

Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 3967 Location: Fictional Town, Fictional Street
|
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject: |
|
|
10 Things about Why I Should Never Have Carrots
1) I love carrots!
2) I poke people with carrots.
3) I shove carrots in people's faces instead of asking them if they'd like one.
4) I bite the end off of the carrots and then shove them in the face sometimes.
5) I will spit them out if they taste bad.
6) They make me even more insane that I normally am.
7) They make me shake.
8) Voluntarily.
9) I move in sudden jerking movements.
10) I sometimes pretend they're cigarettes.
Although these effects might be caused by oxygen deprivation. My stuffy nose and eating can't be helping that. _________________ Remember, a velociraptor can run at 10 m/s (indoors) and it knows no fear. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Hawkins Superior Figment

Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Posts: 3887 Location: I live in a '66 VW on Kirby Pond so...Vermont.
|
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:45 am Post subject: |
|
|
I KNEW IT. Although I never eat carrots; I just give them to the horses.
10 THINGS ABOUT THE ANIMALS
1. They like to eat hair sometimes. (We're still working on that...)
2. If you don't play with them, they'll cry until you do.
3. They're constantly telling me I'm only there to feed them.
4. The llama calls me 'EEEEUUHH?"
5. If the llama is bad or spits at me, I spit back.
6. Our pony is a minion of the Antichrist.
7. Our saddlebred is the Mercedes of horses.
8. The horses aren't very clean; and they're fur is usually long and poofy.
9. We could never get them to jump. Ever.
10. One of them crashed into an electric fence a few weeks ago and chucked me into it. *twitch* _________________
Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad* |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Shaye Superior Figment

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 2785 Location: 3rd rock from the sun.
|
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:39 am Post subject: |
|
|
10 Things About Music
1) Nobody has the exact same taste in music as somebody else.
2) Every area of the world has music that is unique to it.
3) I'm not good at music.
4) I love it.
5) I can't really find much love for screamo, rap, hip hop, or heavy metal.
6) I love sad music. It's my favorite.
7) Music has never began nor has it ended. It has always been.
Music is all around us.
9) I can listen to music with no lyrics all day.
10) I wrote this because after seeing August Rush, my musical views have jumped out at me from behind the trash can of my mind. _________________ ~Shaye
Look. I don't understand half the things I say either. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
The Grey Dawn Bestseller

Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 3967 Location: Fictional Town, Fictional Street
|
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
|
|
10 More Things About Music
1) Music can express anything from sadness to joy to anger.
2) I love teaching people how to play music.
3) I love talking and/or teaching people about music.
4) Everyone can play music.
5) It takes almost no time to learn how to make some simple music.
6) It takes years, decades, to become good enough to play some songs.
7) Those decades are a worthwhile investment.
8) It is human nature to enjoy music.
9) Music is a combination of timbre (what makes an instrument what is it is, what makes my voice different from... Brad Pitts, even when we say things at the same pitch) and pitch.
10) Everyone seems to like at least some music. _________________ Remember, a velociraptor can run at 10 m/s (indoors) and it knows no fear. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Kidashka Pen Pusher

Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 366 Location: Sleeping in a hole somewhere...
|
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:49 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Grey Dawn wrote: |
| 4) Everyone can play music. |
Pfft. I can't.
10 things about Cleo
1. She is a dog.
2. She is an evil genius.
3. However, she is cute.
4. She likes to sit on chairs and pretend she is a person.
5. She likes to sit on tables and pretend she is a centrepiece.
6. She gets cuddles by sneaking on the sofa with her soppy face.
7. When I try this, it fails.
8. When there is only one space left on the sofa, she normally gets it, and I have to sit on the floor.
9. She gives me smug looks when this happens.
10. If I get the space, she gives me filthy looks and sneaks on the sofa somehow anyway.
I am officially lower in Pack Rankings than my dog. Oh, the shame. _________________ Beware the evil donkey
Falling slowly from the sky
You can choose the way you live, my friend
But not the way you die.
*splat* |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
The Grey Dawn Bestseller

Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 3967 Location: Fictional Town, Fictional Street
|
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: |
|
|
10 Things I Would Do If I Had the Money (and in some cases the house):
1) I would buy a really nice tenor saxophone (complete with really nice mouthpiece) and a really nice piano.
2) I would buy a cello and learn to play it.
3) I'd build a room and fill it with play pen balls (That'd only take $1322.59 for enough balls (with the radius of 7.6), costing $0.19 each, to fill a room of 10 meters squared to a depth of two meters at 64% packing efficiency. Not including shipping and the cost of the room itself.)
4) I would build a reconstruction of the Temple of Jupiter.
5) I would build a reconstruction of the Coliseum and insist that people fight in it.
6) I would buy more CDs.
7) I would buy more sheet music.
8) I would eat organic.
9) I would travel to Italy and then Ireland and other fun places!
10) I would buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel). _________________ Remember, a velociraptor can run at 10 m/s (indoors) and it knows no fear. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
The Bee Book Keeper

Joined: 15 Dec 2007 Posts: 1162 Location: In my room eating all the smarties!
|
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject: |
|
|
10 Things About My Head:
1. It never stops. I swear.
2. The ability to hold random knowleadge is amazingly large.
3. I never want to be able to see inside it.
4. My mom, dad, sister and younger brother have no understanding of it what-so-ever.
5. My older brother, Steph, and Shaye do.
6. It likes math. And English.
7. When I wear my hair in a bun, my profile looks a foot long.
8. It LOVES to read.
9. It constantly amazes me.
10. I love it!! _________________ ~Michelle The Bee
If life is a highway I was drunk at the wheel. (Relient K) |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Hawkins Superior Figment

Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Posts: 3887 Location: I live in a '66 VW on Kirby Pond so...Vermont.
|
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: |
|
|
10 THINGS ABOUT THE RADIO TRAVIS USED TO HAVE
1. Sometimes the Cat would do it's security call over the radio. It was ANNOYING.
2. There used to be a rooster man on the radio. But I'm not sure if there is anymore.
3. It used to knock out any other type of signal; such as walkie-talkies, cell phones (although; cell phones of my day were rather screwed up...xD) and I'm sure wi-fi would be affected by it as well.
4. I used to keep a cactus on top of it.
5. He used to keep the biggest lobster claw EVER on top of it.
6. It fell off once. Travis was rightously pissed.
7. It beeped when you turned it off.
8. I used to scream at it and throw things at it when I was in a bad mood.
9. We used to blame all our problems on it. ("My truck broke!" "DAMN RADIO!")
10. We don't have one anymore; because Travis is not a fisherman anymore. In fact, I'm not exactly sure what he does...
*wanders off to ask him what kind of idiots pay him to do anything* _________________
Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad* |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|