Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject:

Do tell, Grey Dawn. Crazy Bum. Little Insect. Whoever you are.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject:

Fine
10 More Things About Art:

1) AN OBJECT STATUS OF ART DOES NOT DEPEND ON THE ARTIST'S INTENTIONS!
2) Art is in the eye of me.
3) Or you, whoever's looking.
4) Art's sole purpose is to connect with the viewer.
5) Usually it connects with the artist, but that's just how the world works, that doesn't really matter.
6) Emotion is the most popular method.
7) One could simply use beauty though.
8) Art is neither moral nor immoral; it is merely art.
9) Art is like a butterfly, beautiful, but useless.
10) If you disagree, you're a moron; or you don't agree with me. Whichever suits your fancy.
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject:

Disagreeing with Grey Dawn makes you a moron. EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW IS CHANGING!

10 THINGS ABOUT THE TV BOX
1. Sometimes it makes noise.
2. I dropped it the other day.
3. Once I dropped one on Tyler.
4. TV boxes are hard to break in half.
5. You can keep fish in them; as long as you gut it first.
6. I have a TV box, but it doesn't work very well.
7. TV boxes are usually black, but sometimes grey.
8. I broke Mae's TV box, but she still uses it.
9. TV is short for television, some people call it the telly, but I'm the only person I know that calls it a TV box.
10. HD TV's aren't TV boxes. They're TV roadkill boxes.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject:

No disagree with me means that you are either a moron, or you disagree with me!

Ten Things About War:

1) I'm writing a song about war.
2) War sucks.
3) Bodies litter the ground.
4) Soldiers are like insects.
5) The ground can be blood-stained.
6) War is cruel.
7) Insects taking down a spider.
8) Minor and diminished chords exemplify war best.
9) Barren desolate playgrounds
10) Booming sounds
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

You always make at least one reference to music in one of these; don't you?

10 REASONS WHY I DON'T GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE
1. I will talk FOREVER.
2. I never look anyone in the eye. EVER. And it weirds them out. I won't even look someone on the TV in the eye. That annoyed one of my teachers; because he was an ex-marine, and he always demanded that. "LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, MISS REDWOOD!" "I...can't. *looks around*" That was my name. Miss Redwood. *barfs*
3. Whenever someone says something that annoys me, I tell them that I'll put cyanide in their breakfast.
4. I generally am cranky and sarcastic; but expect people to talk to me anyway.
5. If sombody likes a show, A LOT, I'll explain to them why it's stupid/wrong/pointless.
6. I make fun of peoples accents. (After 20 years of people laughing whenever I said "Bar Harbor" or "quarter" or "airport", I think I deserve to laugh at other people now.)
7. My arguments rarely make sense; yet I'll fight to the death to prove I'm right. (Maybe not literally.)
8. I tell people point blank what I think of them. "Look woman. You can sit there and put make-up on yourself all day, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY PRETTIER. SO LET ME USE THAT SINK!"
9. If I (or someone else) farts in a public bathroom, I laugh loudly and say that whoever did that was pretty stupid. (Yes, even when I do it.)
10. I stand in the far corners of elevators and demand my space.

I am not an agreeable guy. Guy-ette.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

Well the entire thing was for song writing.
And for the FOIL

10 Reasons Why I Don't Get Along in Social Settings

1) I'm extremely shy.
2) I hate joining in conversations.
3) Walking up to groups of people makes me nervous.
4) When I do find someone I feel comfortable talking with, I talk... a lot.
5) I gravitate to the instruments so I can avoid the awkwardness of standing around doing nothing.
6) I stand in the corner trying not to get in anyone's way.
7) If I get annoyed at you, I will often make you sound like an idiot.
8) I enjoy using large words.
9) I will sometimes stare at a single person, wishing to speak to them, but not having the guts.
10) I'm crazy.

Yup I'm pretty damn shy. Ironic isn't it?
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject:

You and I could get along well. Except I'm not shy; generally if nobody says anything I just walk off.

10 THINGS THAT TRAVIS DOES/DID/WILL PROBABLY DO SOMEDAY
1. Key follows him in the mornings when we're over here.
2. He eats breakfast AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
3. He never used to let me stay up past nine. (*punches*)
4. He shaves at night.
5. Sometimes he'll just walk right out of the bathroom after a shower and expect nobody to notice/care/drop dead.
6. He never says "hi Hawkins; how're things at the lake?" he always takes one look at me and goes "die".
7. If Mufasa barks at him; he practically pees himself. (Mufasa's Mae's dog; remember?)
8. If Duke barks at him; he practically pees himself.
9. He doesn't know me when we're in public.
10. Jordan is the perfect one.

I could write a depressing novel about my verbally abusive stepdad. SOB SOB SOB. *runs off*
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Shaye · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject:

YOU are shy, GD?

Psh. I am kind of shy, but when you get to know me I'm really funny and outgoing.

10 Things about Middle Schoolers

1. I never realized how amazingly annoying they are.
2. I'm ashamed to think I ever was one.
3. They know way WAY more than they should about sex/drugs/whatever.
4. They steal your food.
5. They accuse you of liking random people.
6. They hate your music, even if they really do like it.
7. They gossip like there's no tomorrow.
8. They spell things wrong because it looks kool.
9. If you say 'gay' in their presense, they automatically start saying, "I'm not gay. You're gay. He's gay. Shut up - gay face. Gay. GAY GAY GAY!"
10. They're not much different than a lot of High Schoolers I know.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject:

I'm very shy until I get to know you. Or until you start talking to me... I have a /very/ steep "get to know" curve.

And now for the foil:

10 Reasons Why I Do Get Along in Social Settings:

1) I have one of those faces, meaning that random people will talk to me.
2) After a few minutes I act like we've always been friends... until the next social setting... *cough*
3) I love listening to people talk about their life and I love talking about my life.
4) I can provide intelligent conversation and still talk with the "common people". :D
5) I'm nice.
6) I know when to be quiet.
7) I can provide a shoulder to cry on/complain at, even if I'm not good at knowing what to say.
8) I can rattle on and on about almost anything.
9) If I don't know something, I'm eager to learn.
10) If one doesn't know something, I'm eager to teach (especially with music).

I love the duality I live.
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

You think they're annoying?

10 THINGS ABOUT THE ANNOYANCES SHELBY HANGS OUT WITH
1. They think it's hilarious to throw stuff at people.
2. They think they know everything; and will go on and on and on about a subject that doesn't even begin to make sense (like why you're not allowed to go over to somebodys house to be babysat when the kid who lives there isn't aware of it.)
3. They could be the stupidest looking kid you've ever seen--never combs her hair, always has chapped lips and food all over her face, the most annoying voice ever--but if you point it out, you immedietly are no longer human.
4. Girls can only like pink or purple. Guys can like any other color; except pink or purple. This is different from middle school because girls HAVE to say they like a masculine color, such as black or blue or green or something, then paint their locker pink. Guys have to like pink or purple to show how manly they actually are.
5. If you're a girl and you hang out with a guy, you automatically like him.
6. Girls know everything; guys can only like trucks and farts.
7. Knock knock jokes and "what did the tree say to the ant?"-esque jokes are funnier than watching an old guy roller blade.
8. Imagination is no longer legal.
9. High school level math books look simple. (I remember when Shelby tried Tyler's math book...it was pathetic. "OMG TYLER THIS BOOK GIVES YOU THE ANSWERS." She says when she was doing polynomials or whatever those are...)
10. Authority figures are people you throw stuff at because they threaten to kill you when you do.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject:

Actually I rather like those kind of people. I've been rather tempted to get this shirt and not just because it's made by xkcd.

10 Things about the sax:

1) It's saxy.
2) It's amazing.
3) I melt at it's very sound.
4) It makes me want to have sex with the player.
5) It renders me unable to move (thankfully because of no 4).
6) I play it.
7) It's prominently featured in jazz.
8) Some sax solos is like having sex.
9) I'm really that much of a fanatic.
10) They're shiny.
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject:

o_O Aren't you only sixteen? And I should get a shirt that says "I'M ANTISOCIAL; BUT TRY TO TALK TO ME ANYWAY." And then in tiny letters "THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF."

10 THINGS ABOUT LUNCH
1. It's edible.
2. I usually eat soup down at the lake, but once I ate dirt. Because I was hungry, but didn't feel like 'cooking'.
3. You can usually have whatever you want--breakfast OR supper food. Or both--put a waffle on the leftover piece of shepherds pie. (That's grosser than gross.)
4. The ceiling is moving...and that will happen to you to if you don't eat lunch. Or you'll just barf and pass out.
5. It's more important than breakfast; seeing as I skip breakfast usually and I'm still here.
6. You can take it with you; and nowadays; people expect you to.
7. People do not like it when you spill your lunch in your lap. (They don't like coffee either; but I know that from experience.)
8. Usually you wouldn't eat someone elses leg for lunch; unless you were Peter Griffin.
9. Peas taste bad.
10. So don't saxophones.
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Kidashka · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:01 am Post subject:

10 things about my printer-

1. It hates me.
2. It can talk. Shocked

3. It's plotting to kill me.
4. It's also plotting to take over the world
5. It has two names- Lex + Mark.
6. It can scan stuff.
7. However, I am too scared to use this function.
8. It likes to print in yellow
9. It also likes to print in stripes.
10. This can be problematic.
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Beware the evil donkey
Falling slowly from the sky
You can choose the way you live, my friend
But not the way you die.

*splat*

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject:

10 Things About the Music Genome Project:

1) It's pure amazing.
2) It doesn't use genres.
3) Pandora is part of it.
4) Pandora creates a "radio station" for you based on what you like.
5) It creates it's initial view for the radio station based on the artist and/or song you input.
6) It plays songs in a similar style to the initial one.
7) You can create as many radio stations as you want.
8) It's free.
9) It has a little bit of everything.
10) It resides at www.pandora.com
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Hawkins · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject:

I would much rather have a printer plotting my death rather than a living human. o_O See; it's not wrong to kill them first if 'them' is a printer. xD

10 THINGS THAT I DO THAT ARE NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTED
1. I tell people that I've never met before what I think of them. ("Look; six year old; you don't actually know everything. In fact; I wouldn't be surprised if you thought that God was your next-door neighbor.")
2. I throw things at people when they look over my shoulder and read what I'm writing.
3. I let people know if I'm having pain and where it is. ("OH MY GOD. I think my spleen just ruptured." "Congratulations.")
4. I don't wear matching clothing; because I'm color blind in one eye and I don't think any of my clothes match anyway...
5. I like to describe in detail the best parts of movies that nobody's ever seen before to the cashier at McDonalds. (I.e.--the Incredible Mr. Limpit.)
6. I try to pay for things in yen. (Not very often; though...only when I have yen. Which is about once.)
7. I try to get money out of wishing wells sometimes when I'm hungry. (I don't eat the money. o_O)
8. I challenge random passerbys to farting contest.
9. I scream at people who annoy me. (People who try to walk through me; for instance.)
10. I like to park where I'm not supposed to park. (Same goes to sitting.)
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