Gathering of the Figments

venc · Figment of a Figment Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 13

yeah...my neopets user name is 'venc'. which, hehe, is sorta obvious, lol.
so...yeah. if anyone wants to 'neomail' me just go ahead and do so.

butterflii · Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:57 am Post subject:

Wooo Neopets

I was on there for a short while but because there are so many users My neopets name had to be really absurd and so I could never remember it, it was something like KwinkydinkbuddShugunaFugunamoo or Shigerafagganaallakaboobookwinkydinko
Whatever it was I forgot it Sad

My neopet is probably starving in Calcutta somewhere . . .
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject:

I hear Calcutta is nice this time of year. Very Happy

Oh, yeah, I kept getting friend requests from stupid people who would talk to me endlessly for two days then disappear for a month, show up, say they've been talking to me on their side account the whole time and their main was frozen and if I could please give them some points.

I forget who it was, but...I was just clicking around, being myself (i.e., an idiot) when suddenly I get a message. It goes like this:

The_elite_defenders,
Grixkye is mine. I pounded him when he was a blue buzz, and I want him back. If you want, you can paint him blue again and give him to me, but I want him back. You had no right to paint him mutant, that is disgusting and he is hideous. If you don't give him back, I will report you to TNT for theft.
(I don't remember his name, but he was a bigger idiot than me.)
P.S. you are a terrible artist. I've seen prettier things under 200 year old car tires.

So just out of curiosity I checked under the tires from my VW (that are collecting mold and spiders) and all I found was an old sock. I think it was yellow at some point...
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

venc · Figment of a Figment Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 13

Did you get Grixkye from the pound? Because, if you didn't that guy is a even bigger idiot than stated earlier. LOL.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject:

That's what makes it funny. I used a name generator to get the name, then created him as a yellow eyrie...he never was a blue buzz. xD I don't really point out the punch line at the right moment, do I?

Aw, crud...I was just talking to someone, and they said "hey, do you know that your birthdate is set to '92?" That would make me...*counts on fingers* that would make me 14. Isn't it illegal for 14 year olds to live on their own? Why did I set it to '92? *thinks*...OMG I REMEMBER NOW.

I made the_elite_defenders because I wanted to know what would happen on your 13th birthday, and if it was any different from a regular birthday, then I just liked the account and VIOLA. It stuck. Moral of story: it wasn't different. And now I'm stuck with a 14 year old account. Pfft...I may have had TWO drinks that day, actually. xD
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Figment · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject:

200 year old car tyres???

Where would one find those? was that person from the future? Surprised

Oh, and yeah, its impossible to change a neo-pets species... lol.
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:20 am Post subject:

No it's not. You just need a trans. potion. Which is what I used. A buzz trans. potion. He is awesome, right?
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:01 am Post subject:

Who is awesome? Huh?

OOOO by the way I made a neopets acount with my neopet called D3AG0
ooo yay
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:53 am Post subject:

My buzz, Grixkye is awesome. Very Happy

He's all...like, mutated. And creepy.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Shaye · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject:

Err.

My pet's name is TopsieBaby.

It's a baby. Err.

I feel odd because I'm too old to have a neopets account.

And don't ever EvEr EVER go onto the Newbie Neoboard.

People go on there and they're all like "duz NE1 wnt 2 b my bf?"

Or 'im fat' or something like that.

Boo-freakin-hoo. As for the boyfriend thing, if you want a boyfriend who plays neopets, that's sad.

(No offense to guys who play neopets. Just guys who go on message boards and look for girlfriends. That's sad.)
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:49 am Post subject:

xD I love the newbies boards. I like to tell people they're morons for saying "I'm 5' 8'' and I weigh 130 pounds...am I fat?"

I read Seanbaby's website a while back. It was so funny. But he swears a lot. So if you want to read about the worst video games (and more) of all time peppered with a lot of the dreaded 'F' word, (OMG!) check out www.seanbaby.com. </cheesycommercial>
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Figment · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:01 am Post subject:

I haven't been on the Newbie Boards... but i went on the writing ones... and the people on there... OMG! lol... there are people bagging out everyone's work, and when asked for a sample of theirs, they say that they don't need to prove themselves...

YOU'RE to old for neopets Shaye? I'm 20, Hawkins is 26... we still play! Very Happy

Oh... *Ahem* with Neopets... Embarassed

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Shaye · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:35 am Post subject:

lmfao

Yeah, I went on to the Writer's Board and there was this guy who had a very large vocabulary, but none of his writing worked. (I think you know what I mean... somebody uses big and beautiful words, but they don't really need to be there) and he said, before anyone could comment, he said "and if you don't like it you're probably just stupid and don't know what it means."

I just went on there and said "lmfao xD" and left.

Another guy had a topic called "natural theism and its seemingly accuracy" and I went in there and I said, "Hahaha." and he said I didn't know what it meant, and then I explained it to him, and he was like "you just looked it up on wiki" and I told him that I've been studying world religions for quite some time, which is true, but he didn't seem to care.

You know, I'm going to say this once and for all:

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WIDE VOCABULARY DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A GOOD WRITER

You need to be able to fit together the peices, string it together into something interesting and wonderful. You need to be able to comprehend what your true meaning is, and make sure your readers can too.
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:27 pm Post subject:

We have me to prove that just because you have a small vocabulary you can be a good writer. *cheesygrin*

And we have Pommie to prove you can be a good writer and know lots of fancy words! He talks fancy. I like to read what he writes. It's fancy. Or as I used to call it, "FAWN-see." xD
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*