Gathering of the Figments

butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:24 am Post subject:

Oooo
I have no tie but i am imagining what it would be like to have a tie and I am now not using my soldiers. It's hard.
So I've stopped and I'm typing normally Wink

My dog is currently in the My Pictures file of my computer, along with my cats (which is too big to put as my avatar) and some other cool piccydoodles. Very Happy

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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Figment · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:35 am Post subject:

A couple of other things that are difficult:

Trying to type while you are lying on your back on the couch, and someone is asleep on your left arm... so you cant sit up, or type very well...

AND

Taking pictures of someone while they are asleep on your left arm and you cannot move or see the screen of the camera...

I guess it would just be more difficult/impossible to do those things if they were on your right arm... Wink

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Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:27 am Post subject:

I'm left handed.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:15 am Post subject:

Try it anyway! Wink

Or even better do exactly what FIggy says but replace every 'lefft' with a 'right' and every 'right' with a 'left'

Or just don't do any of it Smile

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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject:

Yeah, nobody's going to trust me enough to fall asleep on my right arm. They'll assume I'll duct tape them to a tree. Tarred and feathered. And with pinecone birdfeeders dangling from their ears.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Figment · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject:

Hmmm.... do you do that to people OFTEN, Hawkins?
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:10 am Post subject:

Are you sure you want to know the answer Figgy? ...
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~DancingEponaTinuviel

Figment · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:05 am Post subject:

No... not sure at all... hey, i will know whether i want to know or not, after i find out...

*Falls over at her own paradox*
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:48 am Post subject:

I've never tarred and feathered anyone before--tar's too expensive. But I have duct taped someone to a pole once while they were sleeping. Not their entire body, though--just like a pair of unbreakable handcuffs. Except he had a knife...

Once Mae duct taped Ty and I together because we were fighting. We thought it was funny and asked her to do it again, but she's like, "I don't think that's legal in the state of Vermont..."
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:13 am Post subject:

Hmm ducktape.

Funny name. I wonder why they call it DUCKtape. Why not goosetape or chickentape, pidgeontape, seagulltape, hawktape, swantape.

Makes ya wonder don't it?

There are some people outside my window shouting my name. Shocked

*shakes in frightenedness*

Oh wait it's my mum yelling at me to let her in. hehe. She forgot her keys. I shall go and do so.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Figment · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:08 am Post subject:

Hmmm, isn't it "Duct-tape" as in the tape to use on ducts?

Razz

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Hawkins · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject:

Actually yes, it is duct tape, we used to use it on ducts, but then they made that illegal for some reason so now we have to tape up our ducts and when the government comes tear down your ducts and claim you're currently working on sueing the plumber for setting up illegal contraptions. Then they just assume you're hiding things and drag you off to the county jail where they find out you're a master jewel thief and have stored thousands of dollars worth of jewels in your sofa.
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:30 am Post subject:

Oh. I've lived a lie I always thought it was DUCK tape.

Damn my upbringing.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Figment · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:53 am Post subject:

Ahhhh, is that why it is "THE" sofa Hawkins?

I used to think it was Duck tape as well... perhaps that just because of the way those two words sound together...
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butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:55 am Post subject:

Ye, because its duct-tape the 't' on 'duct' gets rolled onto the 'tape' so you just assume its duck-tape.

*sighs*
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.