Gathering of the Figments

Figment

Ok, so i had a dream last night, and it was really messed up... weird and scary and disorienting like...

I woke up(in my dream) and realised that i had to be at a birthday party, and so i got up and ran out the door...i was wearing some shorts and a baggy shirt, and basically i knew i looked like a complete dag...

I ran into this big, two storey house that had lots of windows and rooms, as well as heaps of people... And i was looking around for the birthday girl, and i knew who it was when i was asleep, but i just couldn't find her...

I found one of my ex's friends, and was talking to him... he was standing at the top of the stairs and i was at the bottom, so we were shouting a bit. Then i saw my ex, walking around, hand in hand with some other girl. She had long red hair.

And as i watched them walking off, all smiling and happy, i felt my hair get grabbed, as this couple who was dancing behind me were kind of tangling me up without noticing, so i fell back, and knocked the woman over, who was also pregnant, so i was trying to help them, and saying how sorry i was, and then my ex was standing at the top of the stairs, so i bolted outside...

There was this lady outside, who i felt i had met before, but neither of us knew where... Her car came up next to us while we were chatting, and i dropped a 20cent piece and it bounced up and hit the front left window of her car, which shattered.

I was again apologizing furiously, saying how much bad luck i had had that day., and she moved her car(which was now also some weird bike thing) over to the side. I was trying to tell her that she could still use it, but she said she would rather it be fixed first.

Then it started to rain and she was urging me to go with her... we could walk home together... Then we started running because of the rain. And we came to this flower "orchard" in the front yard of this house and were running up and down the rows, and then i shouted out "Maybe we shouldn't do this at night, in case there are snakes."

So we went back to the front of the row, where there was this one bush that had an assortment of flowers on it, and then we heard an old woman call out, asking who was there... light went on, and we were trying to run, but i kept dropping the flowers and water bottles and bag that i was holding... The other girl was kinda just bouncing around all excitedly... Then the old woman came out, asking us what had happend, and
we said that there had been a group of huge guys, kicking and tearing apart the flower bushes and stuff.

The woman said she knew who it might be and was searching for a photo and we saw something that suggested that she had taught this guy.

She found the photo and we said it was him, then suddenly i was at home. I looked at the clock and was going to get dressed up to go to the party. A friend of ours came by and said he had a video of everything my ex had been doing, and that he would show me later.

My ex came back with another of our friends, and i figured there was no point going back all dressed up to where there were a bunch of people who thought i was a total menace, so i thought i would try and talk to him instead.

He was, meanwhile, sitting there, texting back and forth, and i decided to just come out and ask. I asked did he have fun, and who was she, and did he have more fun with her than me.

And he said that there was a video if i wanted to watch that and see for myself, i told him i knew, but i wanted to hear his thoughts...

And he said that she was more "lamentable" than me. but he meant that as a good thing... for some reason it didn't mean a bad thing like it does in the waking world. He was saying that she was more fun, and exciting, and entertaining, and pretty...

So i felt really crappy. And then i woke up, and then had another random dream about shopping with my mum and a toilet door that wouldn't lock, so people kept opening it while i was on the toliet, and i was asked out by some girl who lived near me in the dream...

Arghhhhhh what does it all mean?
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Shaye · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:01 am Post subject:

It means...

Your ex is an asshole.
Shocked

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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:42 am Post subject:

PAHAHAHAHAHA!

*clears throat, instantly serious*

It means that your dreams are more complex than mine. Mine usually consist of four things: flying, being invisible, talking to animals, or any combination of the three along with my family
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Figment · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject:

I think it might be saying that i should get back with my ex because of how terrible i felt when he was holding hands with some other girl IN A DREAM... for yesterday he came home and said he missed me and that he wants to feel happy like he did when we were together, cause he hasn't felt anywhere near that since we broke up... So he is now not my ex!

SQUEE!!!!!
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Shaye · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject:

Ohh...

*feels crappy for saying that*

*walks away slowly*
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

butterflii · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject:

*Looks at previous posts and devises a cunning plan*

Hmm I think I can predict the future.

I think it means you are your ex may get back together.

You are?

Oh well, what can I say? I am amazing.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Shaye · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

and...

*hands butterflii a crystal ball*
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:46 am Post subject:

I can predict the future.

BEHOLD--I will...uh...LIVE FOREVER!...wait, that isn't right. Um...OH! I WILL DIE SOMEDAY. *waits eighty years*

HA! I WAS RIGHT!
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:43 am Post subject:

You died?

*sniffs* Farewell my fellow Pen Pusher.

Wait . . *sobers suddenly and realises he was joking*

Oh.

Right . . . . so about dreams . .
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:48 am Post subject:

xD

OMG. I'm a pen pusher?! SWEET!

*takes pen and pushes it through big stacks of paper*
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:05 am Post subject:

Yes, yes you are dear friend Very Happy

I noticed it when I was staring admiringly at your little cheese icon, I looked only a milimetre above and realised, no longer were you a mere Figment of a Figment, you were an Almighty Pen Pusher!

Welcome to Pen Pusherhood, which includes of course the great art of Pen Pushing and those Pen Pusherfull Pushing Pens that guarantee plenty of Pen Pusherness.

Congratulations. Wink

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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:49 am Post subject:

Uh...

Have you met Duke?
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

butterflii · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:

No! He is a PenPusher too? Shocked

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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:26 am Post subject:

No. He's my dog. Very Happy

Speaking of which...WHERE'S YOUR DOG?!
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Shaye · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject:

Children. I tied my shoulders to the back of my chair with a tie. You never know how hard it is to type without the use of your shoulders until you tie your shoulders to the back of your computer chair.

Your Wise Advice-Giving Moderator,
Shaye