Gathering of the Figments

butterflii · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: Harry Potter quotes...

Here's some quotes from the famous Harry Potter books most are funny but some are there becasue they're weird . . like the first one. Sorry I didn't put who said them or what book they are fmr but most of you HP fans might reckognise them.

"Hissy hissy little snakey
Slither on the floor
You be good to Morfin
Or he'll nail you to the door"

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
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Hawkins · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:02 am Post subject:

xD Those are funny. I especially like the marshmallow one. Mae has all the books, maybe I can get her to mail them up to me so I can find some good quotes...

Oh wait. She gave me the Goblet of Fire because I never do anything. I'll find it tonight. I know I haven't chucked it out YET...
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Shaye · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:30 am Post subject:

"See Harry, it is the choices we make that define who we are, rather than the abilities we possess." - Albus Dumbledore (JKR in real life...meh)

Something like that...
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject:

Between Fred and George in ... Philosopher's Stone?:

"Percy you're a prefect? You should've said something!"
"Hang on. I think I can remember him saying something about it once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"
"Oh shut up!" said Percy the prefect.

Both from Prizoner of Azkaban:

Percy, however, held out his hand solemly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."
"Hello Percy" said Harry, trying not to laugh.
"I hope you're well?" said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor.
"Very well, thanks--"
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you old boy--"
"Marvelous." said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing!"
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"
"I said, that's enough," said Mrs. Weasley

[Percy wants to know why the Ministy is providing cars.]
"It's because of you Perce." said George seiously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods with HB on them--"
"--for Humungous Bighead," said Fred.

Haha!!

~J
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Hawkins · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:39 am Post subject:

I remember one...

Goblet of Fire:

Moody: (bouncing Draco up and down as a ferret)
McGonagall comes out and drops her books: Professor Moody! Is that a STUDENT?!
Moody: yep.
McGonagall: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Moody: (calmly) teaching.

Something like that...
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

Dumbledore is my favorite character. I CALL HIM! He's mine. Nobody can touch him. Mine!

"I would assume you were going to offer me something to drink," said Dumbledore, "but I'm afraid that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness." (talking to the Dursleys)
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DarkWaltz · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject:

Hey Shaye, no fair! I love Dumbledore too! Heehee, I like that quote.

From the Chamber of Secrets:

Harry: [to Dobby]: Don't ever try to save my life again.

... or something like that. Smile

~J
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pommie42 · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject:

"Sorry 'bout that!"

Hagrid, Philosphers stone movie, just after knocking down the door to the cabin.
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butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:11 am Post subject:

"I don't mean to be rude . . . " Began Uncle Vernon his temple throbbing dangerously.
"But sadly accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often, best to say nothing as all my good man." Dumbledore replied patting Vernon on the back.

Haha, I love Dumbledore. Probably not as much as Shaye...
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:07 am Post subject:

My favorite character is Mad Eye Moody. He's just so mental. Very Happy

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butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:02 am Post subject:

He kinda scared me a bit Confused

Plus you didn't see him much in number four when you were SUPPOSED to be seeing him. 'Cause it was that other dude.

But yeh, I would kill for his magic eye.

*Takes out rusty spoon* No seriously I would kill.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject:

Other dude?

*edges away from rusty spoon*

Have you considered anger therapy? How about regular therapy?
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butterflii · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject:

I did actually have anger managment for a year.

No joke.

In all seriousness.

But I'm totally over that *breathes heavily and stares at you scarily*
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject:

*backs away slowly*

*cowering* I believe you. *pushes self so far into corner the corner rips apart*
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Shaye · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject:

No no. Shaye loves Dumbledore with a passion that penetrates her very soul. Except like in a Grandpa/Fatherly type love...

He just rocks. Period.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.