Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:29 am Post subject:

Assuming for the moment that all magic is NOT spawned from Satan, and if it's used, you WON'T go to hell...

I would become an animagus, able to transform into a cat, (like McGonagall...yay!) and probably stay a cat for the better part of my life. Maybe I'd be a tiger. And I'd wear some sort of amulet or something so people know I'm a special tiger that you can't shoot. Very Happy

WWYDI if you were forced to do EVERYTHING you were told to, like that awful Ella Enchanted story?
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butterflii · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:18 am Post subject:

You don't just become an animagus. You're born one silly =] Or you change into one, Like werewolves etc.

If I was forced to do everything I was told . . . then I'd have no choice would I? I'd just . . . do it. And cry.

WWYDI - You transformed into a giant caterpillar, who oculd only move if people screamed MEH!
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jenv · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:21 am Post subject:

since we're on the topic of magic, I would cast a spell on all people so they would say MEH! whenever I wanted them to.

WWYDI you won a zillion dollars (is that even a word?) but you only had 5 minutes to live...(ahh life is cruel like that sometimes)

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:57 am Post subject:

I'd give quite a bit to medical research, and most of it to my grandmother and Mae, because she's starting dialasis(sp?) when she goes home, (she's staying at Mae's for a week) and then she can never visit again, so I'd put all that into the life-extension research and then...buy a damn fast plane and jump out of it, at the last minute or so without a parachute. No, on second thought I'd bring one, in case the whole "living for five minutes thing" was just a scam. TAKE THAT!

And you're not born one, you have to sign a bunch of papers, and register yourself, and VIOLA, animagus. Per se.

WWYDI you were really huge and misunderstood, like King Kong and then everyone tried to kill you?
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butterflii · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:21 am Post subject:

Yeah but Sirius and that were animagi when they were young.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:51 am Post subject:

They aren't 'real' ones, they just figured out how to do it real young.

That didn't sound right.
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luv2dream · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject:

I am really huge with people trying to kill me (sniff) *damn Slim Fast, damn teenage step daughter learning to drive my car with me in it*

(Seriously, she put the truck in reverse thinking is was the left turn blinker) she says *oopsie, I forgot the blinker is on the other side- as a car is speeding towards us from behind*

And Slim Fats is gross, I decided to stick with good old fashioned American prescription drugs.

Ok, if I were really big and misunderstood and people were trying to kill me, like if I were an animal type thing....... I would go live in California with the tree huggers because they would protect me and they would not let me sleep in any trees (because they are protected) and I would die of thirst (because the water is protected) and I would die of starvation (because every other animal is protected and they won't allow anything to evolve or take it's natural course, and I would die in a fire because they won't allow anyone to clear brush and trees which are fire hazards but, yet they continue to protect is anyway..... Sorry, I digress.

*ahem* I would live in California. That is my answer.

WWYDI- Chocolate ceased to exist?
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Hawkins · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:05 am Post subject:

I think we asked this one before, but nevertheless...

I would devolve into monkey status (I don't want to hear it.) and amuse myself by flinging poo at people. This could be the answer to several other questions, but anyway...

And remember the genie queston I asked earlier? WWYDI you were a genie and someone said "I wish you would not grant this wish?" I asked this genius dude and he said he'd grant the next one. I.e., you say "I wish you would not grant this wish, but..." and then if you said something, just sarcastically, like "I wish I were dead!" or something, that's the one you'd grant. ^^

WWYDI if your brothers girlfriend was a TOTAL MORON!?
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject:

I would do my best to ignore him and sit in my room pontificating as to why I suddenly have a brother.

WWYDI I asked you what you would do?
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ShadowFang · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject:

I would wait to see what you asked and then respond accordingly. Either that or ignore you completely and go to Taco Bell.

WWYDI a camel walked into your living room right now?
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't notice... until it burst down my wall, upon which we'd wrestle and I'd win and become known as The Camelator!

WWYDI I was the hero of the story and didn't need to be saved?
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ShadowFang · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject:

I would become the villian and try to save you from things you didn't need saving from.

WWYDI your computer came to life and sucked you into an alternate universe?
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't reply to this post because I would be busy fighting giant space lagoon monsters.

WWYDI I didn't ask this question?
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ShadowFang · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject:

Well I wouldn't know you asked it, so I would just stare at you blankly and we'd have a staring contest! Ooh!

WWYDI you were locked in a staring contest with a painting and if you lost you'd be shot by the Terminator standing next to you with a shotgun pointed at your head?!?
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I....I got a MySpace......OMG!

http://www.myspace.com/shadowfang2011

It's a miracle! lol

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject:

I'd paint eyelids on the painting and then make them blink. HAHA! VICTORIA EST MEA!

WWYDI I lost the staring contest?
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