Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:39 am Post subject:

Is dystopia even a word? *poor education* But I grew up in the 80s/90s, so I ought to know...well, utopia is good, so dystopia must be bad, so...

I probably wouldn't notice.

WWYDI--Your grandpa collected coins, then sold all of them to buy food, but kept one that he thought was worthless, drilled a hole in the top and strung it on a necklace, then you get it after he dies and you find out it's worth 250,000enteryourcurrencyhere?
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ShadowFang · Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:48 pm Post subject:

I would go buy a yacht! PARTY!

WWYDI you were tied to a rock and thrown overboard a ship into the ocean where sharks were waiting and you had cut yourself on a piece of coral? (Better hurry, the sharks are coming! DUNDUNDUN!)
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Hawkins · Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject:

No, it's worth NOTHING now. You can't buy a yacht. DO OVER! I WANT A NEW ANSWER!
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butterflii · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:24 am Post subject:

I'll write new answer.

If I had that much money I would . . .

Buy an elephant and call him rudolph and ride him to the shop all the time. And I would also go to jamaica, I hear they have good alcohol there. I would drink some and then smuggle the rest back to my house. I would then buy some cheese and go on a holiday to vermont and give it to Hawkins and THEN take Hawkins back home with me.

Then I would come back and buy a yacht (sorry but it sounds fun) and PARTY! (with my elephant , booze and Hawkins)
Then I would send Hawkins back in the post.

THEN i would pay off my mummy's morgage and then move her out of the house and live there myself seeing as I payed for half of it. Very Happy

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Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject:

awwww, butterflii is so sweet to her dear mother, only KICKING HER OUT! nice, real nice

WWYDI your mother wouldnt get out of the house?
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Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:39 am Post subject:

My mother wouldn't want to live with me anyway...xD

I would send her to a maximum security nursing home. Complete with happy rooms and happy coats that make you hug yourself!

(btw that party sounds AWESOME, butterfli! Yacht party with elephants and beer! Splee!)

WWYDI...you were transformed into a mouse and your parent/roommate/spouse/pet/alien that you're keeping in your basement and hiding from the government didn't like mice and didn't know it was you?
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Figment · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject:

I would build a sign, in the "stranded on an island, maybe a plane will fly over and see our message" style...

WWYDI a nuclear bomb went off close enough to your home to give you radiation poisoning?
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Hawkins · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

I would mutate and become a superhero. Or villian. Either that or something would go wrong and I'd age real fast and die at 27. Hoorah, a year of suffering.

WWYDI (let's all assume for the moment we all believe in God) you were around for the Second Coming and weren't zapped up to heaven, and had to deal with the 1,000 of literal living hell?
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jenv · Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:27 am Post subject:

By this im assuming that's 1000 years of literal living hell. well, if i was around for the second coming (whenever Jesus decides to stop by down here) I would presume that he has some divine plan to save me from hell and zap me to heaven when its my time. I would try to look on the bright side if i got stuck in hell though. hmmm
(oh yeah, i do believe in God btw)

WWYDI you had one chance to change the world in a big way (not for personal gain and only by yourself) and you had no limitations (eg. had enough money, no red tape etc)

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:18 am Post subject:

I was hoping for something along the lines of "carry a firehose".

But...I'll let Pommie answer this one. POMMIE, WHERE ARE YOU?! I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THIS, IT'S WAY OVER MY HEAD.
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butterflii · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:24 am Post subject:

Yeah.

I want to be Pommie, but alas I am not.

*cries*
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Hawkins · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:12 am Post subject:

I can be Pommie!

*clears throat*

*falls over laughing before I get to say anything*

Sorry Pommie. We all appreciate you...right?...
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pommie42 · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject:

I would eliminate poverty and inequality in the world.

WWYDI you were confronted with the choice of immortality or death right NOW!
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Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject:

Immortality is more of the boring same... Death is the unknown... I choose the unknown fore reasons of adventure i think...Or i would simply deny beleiving in either, because thats also a choice...

WWYDI - a wild hairy caveman came right up to you, butt naked and covered in layers of muck... and accosted you with a kangaroo tail?

Consider your options wizely... this caveman has a large bone and cartilage whip and a short temperment...
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I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty, city,
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.

Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

butterflii · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:38 am Post subject:

I would . . . definately give him a roast chicken to clam him down and then brush his beard and get all the tangles out while he was feasting on the chicken. Then, I'd tae the angaroo tail, and we'd play skipiing together with it.

WWYDI - It actually turned out that wizards etc. were real and all the rules, eg. Muggles, spells, potions, rules applied from Harry Potter except for the characters.
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.