Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: The "what would you do if" game

Okay, so how about this--you post a 'what would you do if' question, and if you answer it, ask a new w.w.y.d.i. question.

Um...

Okay, if you were a genie, what would you do if someone said "I wish you would not grant this wish?"
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Wolf · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:53 am Post subject:

I would dissapear in a puff of logic.

If you were made an alien leader, WWYDI someone told you to invade Earth.
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"To the war.”
“But we don’t know where it’s going to be.”
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ArcT · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:56 am Post subject:

I'd say "Maybe I'd do a better job of their current rulers... M'kay, I'll give it a shot. How many do I have to kill?"

WWYDI coffee did not exist?
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And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Figment · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:44 am Post subject:

I'd survive, i dont really drink it anyway... hot chocolate on the other hand... i would go crazy while freezing to death this winter.

WWYDI you found some weird creature that was adorably cute and needed your help, but you didnt know how to help it and you knew you would be killed if people found out you had it?
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Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:02 am Post subject:

I would hide it in my room, or my garden shed and pray that the little animal couldnt yowl. I would also retreat to the mountains and live as a hermit with the animal for the rest of my days, selling art in town to get by.

WWYD if someone stole you and took you to india or pakistan as a sex slave, chained? (doing a thing on human condition)
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I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty, city,
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.

Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

Figment · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:08 am Post subject:

I would struggle a bit, but then i would stay quiet and adamant... id they tried anything, i would have to... bite their ear off or something...
And i would retreat to my own world within my head and go on adventures with Chloe....

(OMG A COCKROACH JUST CRAWLED ON MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!! ICK!!!!)

WWYDI you were locked away and expected never to see daylight again, unless you had to convince your captor you were really in love with them, and prove it...
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Darknight · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:55 am Post subject:

((yuck! poor you!))

Depending how I felt, I would either just let them lock me away, kill myself, or pretend to love them, then run away.

WWYDI you had a dream that you murdered someone, then woke up with blood on your hands?
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Hawkins · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

I would assume I'm a psychopath (yes, I know arcT...) and sleep tied to a pole. Or I would assume that I slept-talked and rambled on about how I was killing someone, and as a cruel joke, someone wiped red paint on my hands.

(OMG I can't even imagine if coffee didn't exist.)

WWYDI if a homeless person with bird flu asked to live in your house?

"I would hide it in my room, or my garden shed and pray that the little animal couldnt yowl. I would also retreat to the mountains and live as a hermit with the animal for the rest of my days, selling art in town to get by."
I already live as a hermit with an adorable cute animal. Very Happy

Unfortunately, he DOES yowl. But you can't expect much from chiuaua's. (how do you spell that? Chiuaua? Chiwowah? Chiapgheaotnuvoeuanta?)

Me personally...if I had Johnny Depp at my disposal? I don't know...I'd send him back and demand a refund--no wait. I'd send him back and demand Tom Cruise. xD
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Figment · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject:

I would have to call the hospital, and we would both be taken in for quarantine and testing... if i hid them, i could bring about the end of the world... and this way they might survive...

WWYDI you had Johnny Depp at your disposal?

(was just watching POTC2... Razz

)
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Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject:

what wouldnt you do if you had Jhonny Depp at your disposal? Id probably take him out to straddy and eat geati with him and mates?

WWYDI you were the last person on earth? And the world was completely changed.
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I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty, city,
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.

Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

butterflii · Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:59 pm Post subject:

Um I'd run to a sperm clinic (Assuming that they are still existant?) and impregnate myself.
9 months down the line I will deliver my own baby, and keep this process up until I get two girls. Then (when they are 20) they will go to the sperm clinic and get babyfied, and I will start off the human race again.

Very Happy

see? not just a pretty face!

WWYDI - You got your head bitten off by a crocodile (or another carniverous creature) and you had no eyes, mouth, nose, brain, ears etc. and you had life saving surgery to keep you alive but you couldn't hear, smell, taste, see or think?
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject:

I would committ suicide. What's the point in living if you cannot LIVE? suicide is weak in every aspect but this. If i wasnt able to, id write a note to a mate or family member to euthanase me please.

WWYDI the world was covered entirely in gigantic mushrooms, growing over the top of a shallow sea? Their tops touching in pathways all across the globe. WWYD if that was the case and you were a little yellow bug.
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I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty, city,
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.

Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

Shaye · Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:09 am Post subject:

I would climb onto the mushrooms and blend in perfectly therefore being invisible to my predators. Like the seagull.

What would you do if My Chemical Romance was never a band and Lord of the Rings was never a movie and the Figments died? (intense...)
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

butterflii · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:00 am Post subject:

why . . . it's not gonna happen is it? Are the figments gonna die?

*runs around screaming and banging her head against a wall until she remembers that she was in the middle of posting a message and sits back down to the computer*

Well, I suppose if none of those things ever existed then we can't miss them, you can't miss what you never had but you can still really really want it. If the figments died or had never been made then I'd get reaaaalllly bored! and I'd never have met you guys! So I'd crawl into the space under my bed and cry.

WWYDI - All electronics were banned to save energy. Phones, computers, t.vs, cars, stereos, game consols, all vehicles, hair straighteners and dryers and curlers, lights! And you had no means of comunication except for face to face talking!
AH! I shudder at the thought of it! *shudder*
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Spider, Spider, on the wall.
Have you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered.
Now you're stuck you stupid . . . spider.

a_weirdo · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:04 am Post subject:

I'd buy a bike.

WWYDI the world turned into a Nineteen Eighty-Four esque dystopia?
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A: None. Ice cream has no bones.