Gathering of the Figments

Figment · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject:

I must make sure i read it then!!!!

Heres another one... i was watching the movie to go to sleep last night... well, this morning...

Vizini: No more rhymes now, i mean it!
Physic(sp?): ...Anybody want a peanut?

That one cracks me up!

You know i never realised how many times i must have seen that movie! I was quoting it along with the movie... It was one of my favourites when i was a kid... along with Annie.
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trinity · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject:

Lloyd: Swiney...swony...swanny...Swanson....
Harry: Why don't you look on the suitcase.
Lloyd: Samsonite, I was way off!

LOL whenever I think or see Samsonite luggage i think of this quote.

Ace: Stardate 23.9 rounded off to the...nearest decimal point. We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annilation. So far! No sign of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it if I have to tear this universe another black hole I'm going to find it. I've got to mister!

Yeah, yeah I like Jim Carrey he's freakin hilarious in all his movies except The Number 23 and what was it The Truman Show or something?

Austin: You may be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater.
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Shaye · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:03 am Post subject:

"When life gives you lemons, make beef stew!" - Andy Milonakus (idk how to spell that name exactly...)
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Figment · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:51 am Post subject:

LMAO Shaye!

Where is that from? i think i know the name, but not where from...
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Shaye · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:21 pm Post subject:

MTV...as much as I hate it. Laughing

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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Nonnahswriter · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

everyone was hyper today!!!

Sydney: "Kingdom Hearts Rules!!!"

random girl walking in front of us: "Kingdom Hearts!? where!? Ansem PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!"

~afterwards...~

me: "so, did you catch her name after all of that?"

Sydney: "no."
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they say that in Japan, if you sneeze, someone's talking about you behind your back.
yes, i know this isn't Japan.

Shaye · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject:

"The Agnostic, dislexic insomniac: One who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog..."
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Figment · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject:

LMAO, i think i have heard that somewhere before, but that doesnt change the fact that it made me burst out with laughter just then!
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pommie42 · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

That one is quite funny really. Very Happy

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The Dragon's Lair!!

Shaye · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

*takes a bow* Laughing

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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Aurora Asha Ila · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject:

KIPPLING!!!!

But the woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

hehehe so true...
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I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty, city,
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.

Extract from Clancy and the Overflow, by A.B. Patterson.
Ironically he never actually went outside of a city his entire life, let alone Droving. phht. Henry Lawson was much more acurate, he didnt romanticise the Aussie bush.

Hawkins · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject:

I saw a pair of underwear the other day that had a picture of the Post Office eagle on it and it said "U.S. MALE". Tyler thought it was hilarious, but...eh, whatever.

I think I'm about to lose a tooth. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOSE TEETH, I'M GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE IN MY FAMILY TO KEEP ALL OF THEM!

Oh wait, Mae and Tyler still have all theirs. Well they both got braces, and their wisdom teeth or something removed. I wouldn't let them. Oh wait, no, I was asleep, which is why I don't remember.

"Okay, it's sleeping...give me the pliers." "Is this legal?" "Sneaking into someones home to perform dentistry in their sleep? I'm not even sure if dentistry is legal, so I don't care." "Okay, that works." "Um...do we have any cotton?" "No, it's back at the office. Why?" "Well, I think I know why most people don't do this very often..." "Why?" "IN CASE THEY FORGET SOMETHING!"
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*