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a_weirdo
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Joined: 07 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen! And i CAN'T GET UP!
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 Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: The Great Catsby |
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THE GREAT CATSBY
Me: Sorry I'm late, Ms. A.
Ms. A: DETENTION FOREVER OR A REPORT ON FAMOUS BOOKS!
I choose the report on famous books, right? And one of the ones I decided to study was The Great Gatsby. I entered 'Great Gatsby' into the search engine.
'The Great Catsby' comes up. It turns out it's about this large cat that walks on two hind legs, and holds a knife in one hand, right? It wore a witch hat with two little holes for its ears.
It gets weirder.
It's sidekick, Flopsenvogenkliptos, is a fish out of water [literally] that Catsby must contstantly control his temptation to eat Flopsen. Together, Flopsen and Catsby defeat Jim Jones. in the end, Catsby gives into his temptations and eats flopsen. And 'the holocaust is complete'.
IM NOT JOKING.
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Hawkins
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Joined: 23 Mar 2007
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Location: I live in a '66 VW on Kirby Pond so...Vermont.
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You had a dream about this?...
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a_weirdo
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Location: I've fallen! And i CAN'T GET UP!
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Yes, I swear!
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