Gathering of the Figments

Hawkins · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject: blond joke.

No offense to all ye who are blond. I'm blond too; so suck it up or something.

So a blond girl decides she wants to go ice fishing. She goes to the bookstore, buys all the books on ice fishing, and goes out on the ice to start fishing. She drills her hole, sets up her shelter, and starts fishing when she hears a voice. "Ma'am...there are no fish under the ice." So she packs up, moves, and sets up all over again. Just as she sits down to start fishing, she hears the voice again. "Ma'am...there are no fish under the ice!" So she packs up and moves again. Just ask she finishes setting up and begins fishing, she hears it again. "Ma'am! There are no fish under the ice!" She looks up and says, "are you God?" and the voice says, "no. I'm the owner of the hockey rink."
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

Shaye · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject:

HAHAHA!
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

Figment · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject:

LMAO!

Good one!
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ArcT · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:56 am Post subject:

LYWO, figgy!

Hehe, i fixded your Womb for you Accy! - Figgy
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And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Hawkins · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject:

I heard that from my friend Kevin, I just got an e-mail from him last week, I haven't talked to him in years...
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*