Gathering of the Figments

butterflii · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:39 am Post subject: childhood memory . . .

Grey Dawn posted a fantastic story about him in 7th grade, drinking half a gallon of water.
And it made me think, I bet everyone on here has great memories from when they were younger, and it would be hilarious to hear them all written properly though, as though you were actually writing a story.
These could be humourous, happy, exciting, even sad if you want. But i thought it was a good idea.

Your thoughts?
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Hawkins · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject:

My childhood was a little...

*twitch*
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fbi_woman · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:12 am Post subject:

I don't remember most of mine lol.
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:03 pm Post subject:

I DOOOO!

I had a good childhood.
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Figment · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject:

Oooh... Me likey!
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:58 pm Post subject:

Well I probably have a lot of the stories to post won't I? I'm sure I can think of other stories that don't reveal how mean I was as a sixth grader.
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:50 pm Post subject:

I HATE Sixth graders.

I even hated myself as a sixth grader.

If there is one person in the world who likes sixth graders, tell me, and I'll have them tested for a mental illness.

Two things I hate in this world: Sixth graders and Tofu. They're both gross.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject:

Yea, I hate my sixth grade self in many ways, but there are some things I like. I still remember two stories I had created. An elaborate fantasy world and the perfect crime.
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject:

Aha. The perfect crime?

Are you a nutzo? A crazy-kin? A psycho-doodle? I have a lot of names, but need I continue?

Are you a loopy-magoogle?
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject:

As I recently told my friend. On the outside I may look like a cold-hearted, demoniacally possessed, homicidal human being, but I swear in the inside I'm red and squishy like the rest of us.
Translation: Technically I'm sane, but really I'm just bizarre.
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject:

Oh. Well. At least you have an interesting personality right?
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject:

I'd like to think so. I mean I consider spontaneous dancing interesting. Also a boy (me) willing to try and belly-dance. And random singing. And if that wasn't interesting enough add nerd to the list. A nerd bandie crazy socialite. Very Happy

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Shaye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

Woo! Belly dancing! Although, for a girl (me), it's not as odd. Good exercise, says Oprah, and singing spontaneously isn't my thing, but I do it all the time in the comfort of my home. I think that if I did it at school my friends would be like "What?" and my teachers would first be like "What?" and then like "Go away".

Dancing. I love dancing. I love Evolution of Dance on YouTube. That's cool. My skillz aren't as awesome as that dude's, but they're pretty nifty.
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject:

I can't do normal dancing very well, but I can move my body spasticly to a beat.
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Shaye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject:

lmfao.

That's talent, that.

But I can dance like... like a... umm... what's an animal that can dance very well?
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