Gathering of the Figments

The Grey Dawn

I'll start with some muffin jokes:

* So there are these two muffins and they're in an oven. So one muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?" And the other muffins turns to the first one and says, "Ah! A talking muffin!"

* So there are these two muffins and they're in an oven. And one muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it just me or are you hot?"

Onto some penguin jokes:

* So two penguins are in the shower and one says, "Hey, can you pass me the soap?" The other penguin turns to the other and gives him a weird look and says, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

* So two penguins are driving in the desert and the driver asks "Do you want to stop and get some water?" And the other penguin says, "What do I look like a Igloo?"

I'll leave you with another joke and wait for the big joke later:

* So Julius goes to a bar and sits down, and the bartender walks up and asks what he'll have. Julius thinks for a second and then answers, "I'll have a martinus." The bartender immediately corrects him, "You mean a martini?" Julius gives the bartender a strange look and answers, "I'd tell you if I wanted two."
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Shaye · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:

Hahahaha I like the last one.

Oh! Oh! I have a bar joke!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

I think I posted that one somewhere before. Not sure where, though.

You're funny. I like you.

*passes you a shiny trophy that says "Shaye actually likes someone - and it's you! You don't realize what an accomplishment this is."*
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butterflii · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject:

*glares at Shaye who previously gave an insult to someone using the word 'english'*

GD i only got the first one . . . i didn't understand the rest.

*breaks down in fit of tears*

What's with the ' Bye bye... Laura. ' on msn as well, huh huh?
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The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:25 am Post subject:

You didn't get the second muffin joke?
The penguin joke you tell to people and laugh your head off, if they laugh with you, chances are they aren't actually laughing at the joke as, there is no joke.
The last one is a Latin joke. Second declension to be exact. Lemme teach you some basic Latin.
*apologizes to Lady Nakara*
In Latin there are five cases: nominative (subject), genitive (possessive), dative (indirect object), accusative (direct object), and ablative (prepositional). You have a singular and plural ending for each case for each declension. Now let's teach you second declension endings.
Case...............Singular.........Plural
Nominative......-us................-i......(okay so I'm teaching you some extra Latin)
Genitive...........-i..................-orum
Dative.............-o.................-is
Accusative.......-um..............-os
Ablative...........-o.................-is

Translation martini is using the second declension nominative plural, Julius (a Latin name) orders a martinus using the second declension nominative singular. Congratulations to Shaye for getting it without my explanation.
*hands getting the cheesy Latin joke award to Shaye*

As to the "Bye bye... Laura" that actually has nothing to do with you. It's from the song Laura by Flogging Molly, and I'm absolutely in love with that song.
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Hawkins · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:34 am Post subject:

Hm...yeah, I got nothing.

Oh wait, once Madeline said what's green and talks? A talking frog.

*sigh*...
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:01 am Post subject:

Okay it's a pick-up line, but it funny.
"You know they call Latin the romantic language, so let's get together and conjugate."
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Hawkins · Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:32 am Post subject:

Hm...I suppose. I taught Tyler a few I read off bumper stickers when I was trapped under a car for four hours--I mean, searching for wallpaper. Yes, wallpaper.

A girl threw a McDonalds burger at him. xD xD xD
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:38 am Post subject:

There's a reason I don't flirt. I have about twenty bad pick-up lines, and really geeky.:
I'm a fermata... hold me.

If Latin is a dead language, then my tongue is a necromancer, and I put the romance back in necromancer.

I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta, together we are one.

The list goes on, but they're all really useful...or something.
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Hawkins · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject:

Only to really smart chicks, 'cause if you ever showed up and started saying that to me, I'd go "...no comprende?"

And then there's the whole near decade older than you thing...which would be weird...
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject:

Yea, there's a reason I've never had a date. Because I don't really try, but that's not the point.
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Hawkins · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject:

You and I could probably be very good friends.

The difference between me and my brothers is that they've TRIED. Tyler, though, I thought he was different, he's got Greg's genes in him...and apparently Greg was good looking at one point...and he thinks he saved a drunk couple from an exploding car in a cornfield one night. xD YEAH RIGHT!
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Tyler's on vacation...to CANADA...*sad*

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject:

The mere idea of me trying to get a date makes me laugh.
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Shaye · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject:

I used to think that you didn't have to try if you were a pretty girl.

THIS IS SO WRONG.

Seriously, my friend Haylee is like seriously pretty, but she's never had a date.

I don't get it.
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Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.

The Grey Dawn · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject:

That's because guys are chickens and good looks intimidate us.
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Shaye · Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject:

*thinks about this*

Well, I don't know, you're the guy, here.
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~Shaye

Look. I don't understand half the things I say either.